Tinder Blunder

call #1

bold - robin

italics - arden

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{10 : 42 pm}

"patrice! hi, it's robin."

"..."

"I had such a great time today-"

"this isn't patric-"

"and my oh my, you are so gorgeous. I almost melted in my chair when you entered."

"i'm not patr-"

"hey, about today- how do i put this? i thought i was mildly lactose intolerant, but i didn't know that all that cheese from the pizza woul- i'm so sorry patr-"

"sir, i think you have the wrong number"

"you're joking, right? god patrice, i love your humor so much. humor is always so attractive in the ladies-"

"this isn't patrice. i'm sorry, you may have the wrong number."

"this isn't patrice clarke?"

"not the last time i checked."

"patrice clarke from tinder?"

"i'm not patrice clarke from tinder, sir"

"i can't believe this-"

"sure you're not patrice clarke, the one allergic to olives?"

"not me."

"sure?"

"..."

"then who is this?"

"not patrice."

-beep beep-

"hello? hey- hello?"

"these tinder creepsters can't seem to get any, can they?"

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author's note:

hey guys! i'm working on tinder blunder again since i'm not happy with the way it turned out , at all. i'm sorry for the inconvenience. i'll make sure that i work on it until i'm happy with it. also why didn't anyone tell me that writer's blocks could be this bad >.>

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