Taehyung was in the kitchen trying to make a new bottle as a very sleep deprived Jungkook paced the living room trying to get Woojin to calm down. He was crying, screaming.
For hours.
All Jungkook wanted was to sit down, close his eyes, even if it was for a moment. The sun was already rising and lighting up his living room. Why did he tell Jin to leave last night?
Taehyung strolled into the living room and handed Jungkook the bottle. "I just called the clinic and scheduled a DNA test for next Friday." He sat down on the sofa and started to curl himself up in the corner because, fuck, he was tired too. He didn't get any sleep last night between bottle making request and crying.
The two alternated between walking the baby across the room.
Jungkook sighed. "I need a rocking chair or something..."
Taehyung nodded in to agree and then suddenly his eyes lit up. "Wait, doesn't Yoongi have that computer chair that leans way back?" He smiled. "Do you think that'll work?"
Jungkook nodded. "Maybe."
"I'ma go snatch it." He sprung up and started heading towards the door.
* * *
"Why the fuck do you need my chair?!" Yoongi yelled on the other side of the door. Apparently Taehyung had walked into Yoongi's studio and found Yoongi on the chair, so he grabbed it from underneath the elder and Yoongi fell to the floor and chased Taehyung all the way to Jungkook's apartment.
Taehyung was holding the door shut. "Hyung quite." He whispered yelled.
Jungkook was rocking back and forth and the chair, Woojin's eyes were finally falling shut. "It's working hyung. He's falling asleep." He smiled and held the baby closer to him.
"What the hell are you two doing?" Yoongi asked, finally pushing open the door. The first thing he saw in the apartment was Taehyung and went to go grab him by the neck but then was stopped by small little cries. Yoongi froze and turned his head slowly towards Jungkook who was rocking back and forth on his chair with a small bundle of blankets in his arms.
Jungkook frowned. "Quite hyung, you'll wake him."
Yoongi's hands dropped and his mouth fell open. He quickly closed it, trying to gain his composer. "I'm telling Jin." He pointed as Jungkook in that tattle tail kind of voice.
"Jin hyung already knows." Taehyung said, sticking his tongue out.
Yoongi furrowed his eyebrows and sat down on the sofa. "Did he get angry?"
"Of course?" Jungkook whispered, afraid he might wake up Woojin.
"Is it yours?" Yoongi asked. Yoongi was always very straight to the point and minimalist in the amount of knowledge he wanted to pertain.
"We don't know yet." Taehyung answered. "He's taking a DNA test next Friday."
"What about classes?" Yoongi asked, reminding them that they are all in fact still college students.
Jungkook thought about it for a moment. "I'll tell them I got pneumonia or something."
Yoongi nodded, that wasn't a very long term plan but okay whatever. Maknae's problem not his. They sat in silence for a few moments before Yoongi leaned over and scrunched up his face. "Can I hold him?"
Jungkook nodded and shifted, passing Woojin to Yoongi who held him carefully and suddenly started cooing. It was a strange sight. "What's his name?"
"Woojin." Jungkook answered.
"Woojin~" Yoongi cooed. Woonjin's eyes popped open and looked up at the man before him. Yoongi smiled brightly...
Yoongi had a soft spot for babies.
Woojin suddenly smiled widely, all gummy and drool leaking from the corners of his mouth, like babies do. Yoongi smiled a gummy smile back, except you know, Yoongi had teeth.
Taehyung leaned over to whisper in Jungkook's ear. "I have never seen Yoongi hyung so soft before."
Jungkook nodded. "I've only heard rumors about Yoongi's softness from Jimin that one time they saw his dog Holly."
"Woojin~" Yoongi cooed again, shaking his head. "Your Appa is a stupid man, yes he is~" He nodded his head quickly. Yoongi looked up at Jungkook, Jungkook looked tired, and so did Taehyung. They both looked wrecked. He stood up. "You two look tired, let me take him for a while."
Before Jungkook could protest Yoongi was out of the apartment with Woojin. "He snatched my baby..."
Taehyung nodded and closed his eyes and pulled Jungkook into the sofa with him. "Lets just sleep for a while, I'm super tired. I trust Yoongi hyung."
Jungkook nodded and closed his eyes. What could go wrong with leaving Woojin with Yoongi.
They'll find out in a few hours.
Woojin is going to have such an adevnture. So I got a hamster yesterday and I was going to name him Woojin, or Minki but NOOOOOO my sister wanted to name him Tyrone.
