"Jungkook! Give me his chew toy!" Taehyung yelled.
Jungkook ran from the kitchen. "It's called a teething ring!" He yelled back.
The reason they where yelling, because they couldn't hear over Woojin's screaming and crying. He had been so grumpy, especially since his teeth had finally began to surface. That was the one thing Woojin was late in. He started sitting early, talking early, he even crawls a tiny bit which is early but he hadn't started to teething. Many babies teeth around three months to five. He was Five months old and only just started teething.
"Jin hyung!" Jungkook yelled over the phone. "He's teething, help!"
With that Jin ran over, because all hell was breaking loose. Woojin was teething.
He walked in and saw Woojin sucking on a pacifier. "Get that shit out his mouth, it's going to fuck up his teeth and they'll grow crooked!" Jin yelled reaching over and pulling it out from Woojin's mouth with a pop.
Woojin began to scream.
"What the fuck hyung!?" Jungkook yelled. "He finally stopped crying!"
Jin yelled back. "Studies show babies who suck on paci's grow up with fucked up teeth!"
"Well what do we do?!" Taehyung yelled, walking Woojin back an fourth, rubbing his back.
Jimin busted through the door. "WHy the fuck is everyone yelling?! The whole building can hear you?!"
Jungkook turned towards Jimin. "Woojin is teething!"
Jimin turned around right away. "Fuck that shit I'm out!" He closed the door and left.
"Can't we just get him braces when he's older?!" Taehyung begged for the paci back, anything to stop the crying.
"Bitch, braces cost thousands of dollars." Jin said. "Are you willing to invest?!"
Suddenly Yoongi walked in. "I heard he's teething." He strolled into the apartment all clam and shit even though everyone was screaming. "Jungkook, get me alcohol." He said.
"Now is not the time to get drunk!" Jungkook yelled.
Yoongi turned to him. "You little shit, get me alcohol!" He demanded.
Jungkook rushed and pulled out some alcohol, they mainly just used it for cooking. He brought it to Yoongi who popped the bottle open and started chugging it.
"What the fuck Yoongi?" Jin yelled, but grabbed the bottle and started drinking as well.
Yoongi grabbed it back. "When I was a baby my mom use to rub alcohol on my gums while teething to soothe the pain."
Taehyung raised an eyebrow. "You can't give a baby alcohol!"
"A little won't kill him! Now give me the baby!" He yelled.
Taehyung looked at Jungkook and Jungkook nodded. "Don't give him to much Yoongi. He's just a baby."
"Yeah no shit he's a baby, I thought he was a grown ass man." Yoongi said, dipping his finger in the alcohol and applying very little to Woojin's gums, rubbing them carefully. Woojin slowly started to stop crying and even fell asleep.
Jungkook shook his head. "Great, now my baby is drunk."
Yoongi rolled his eyes. "He's not drunk stupid. They give soldiers alcohol before surgery to ease the pain, it actually disinfect's wounds too, so his gums won't get infected. I literally rubbed the tiniest bit, he won't get drunk." He cradled Woojin for a while. "Jin's right, don't give him a paci, it affects teeth growth, even his adult teeth."
Jungkook and Taehyung nodded, listening to Yoongi very carefully. Who knew Yoongi was so educated about teething? After a while Woojin was put to bed in his crib and Taehyung and Jungkook knocked out of the sofa because they where really tired from taking care of such a cranky baby.
I hope this chapter was comedic.
I finally started planning the sequel and not gonna lie, i'm excited for it
Anyone wanna suggest Korean girl names??? For *Cough cough* No specific reason, and defiantly not one pertaining to the sequel... haha
