(A/N)Before you all say it,I mean Anthro as in animals acting like humans,not humans with animal ears and tails!
Freddy was lying on his desk,snoring.He had been up since four am busy with paper work.
"Boss?"
Freddy shot up,flinging papers off the desk and into the air.
Bonnie,his new assistant,was standing in the doorway of his office with a high pile of papers.Freddy groaned and laid his head back on the desk.Bonnie frowned.
"Something wrong?"
Freddy weakly moaned in response.
"Too much work?"Bonnie asked.,putting the papers down beside his desk.
Freddy looked up."Yes."
Bonnie smirked and put his hands on his surprisingly wide hips."Oh,how the mighty have fallen!"
"I pay you to wait tables,not insult me"Freddy replied,picking up his pen.
Bonnie sat on the floor beside the desk,crossing his extremely long legs.He was grinning.
"Get out!"Freddy ordered.
"What?I'm just watching!"Bonnie defended.
Freddy grumbled and scribbled something down on a page.
"What was that?"Bonnie asked.
Freddy muttered something.
"I-I can't quite hear you"Bonnie said,holding his hand to his long,lilac ear mockingly.
"Give me some help"Freddy muttered,crossing his arms like a three year old.
Bonnie stood up,hands on wide hips again,and grinned possibly the biggest grin Freddy had ever seen.
"Mark it in the history books!Frederick Fazbear finally asks for help!"Bonnie announced.
"Please?"Freddy asked,sighing in defeat.
"What's in it for me?"Bonnie asked,curiously.
"Your bosses appreciation"Freddy answered.Bonnie just looked at him with utter shame.
"Fifty bucks"Freddy sighed.
Bonnie smiled and pulled a chair over from the corner.
"Y'know what,boss?I think we'll get to know each other real well!"
Freddy rolled his eyes.He already knew he made a mistake.
*****
Bonnie had been throwing tiny pieces of paper at Freddy for twenty minutes straight.
"Stop"Freddy said,glaring at the much taller rabbit.
Bonnie grinned."Make me."
"I'll fire you."
"Fine by me."
Freddy returned to his work.Bonnie was staring at the paper in front of him in boredom.
"Maybe try filling it out,Bonnie"Freddy suggested.
"Soon"Bonnie answered.
*****
Freddy ripped a tiny piece of paper off a blank piece and tossed it at Bonnie.
"You said I wasn't allowed to do that!"Bonnie cried out,pointing at him.
"Well I can because I'm the boss!"Freddy announced,throwing another piece.
Bonnie was starting to get annoyed.He grabbed some papers and began scribbling words on them.
Freddy continued tearing the pieces off and throwing them at him.Bonnie walked to his bag that he had put against the wall and grabbed out his headphones and phone.He sat back down.
His long lilac ears folded down,and he placed the headphones over them.He adjusted them so they fit right,and turned on some music.
Freddy glanced at his phone.He was listening to someone called "Melanie Martinez",and the song was called "Crybaby".
Freddy looked at Bonnie.He was smirking slightly.Not his usual mocking smirk,but more like a peaceful one.He seemed happy.
Freddy unplugged the headphone cord from the phone.
They call me Crybaby,Crybaby,but I don't fuckin' care
Crybaby,Crybaby,I laugh through my tears.
Crybaby,Crybaby,cause I don't fuckin' care.
Tears fall to the ground,I just let them drown.
Freddy's mind was melting.It was wonderful yet horrifying.He couldn't believe he was hearing such a masterpiece.
"WHAT THE FUCK?!FREDDY!"
Freddy snapped his attention back to reality.
Bonnie was standing over him,pure fury written all over his face.
"I-I-"
"WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?!"
"I-I wanted to see what you were listening to!"
"WHY!?"
"I-I'm bored!"
Bonnie sighed.Freddy looked around,awkwardly.
Bonnie looked at him strangely for a minute.He typed something,and a new song came on.
*****
"I CHIMED IN WITH A HAVEN'T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF CLOSING THE GOD DAMN DOOR!"
"NOOOOO!IT'S MUCH BETTER TO FACE THESE KINDS OF THINGS WITH A SENSE OF POISE AND RATIONALITY!"
Freddy and Bonnie were standing on the desk,singing onto pens at the top of their lungs.They'd been doing this for about three hours straight.
They'd listened to the best of them.
Melanie,
Fall Out Boy,
Black veil Brides,
My Chemical Romance (Rip ;-;),
Skillet,
and even made a bit of time for Lukas Graham and Ed Sheeran!
"Guys?"
Both men stopped singing and faced the doorway.Chica was standing there,staring.
"You're not supposed to be here until ten!"Freddy cried out.
"It is ten!"Chica replied,pulling up the curtains.It was morning.
Bonnie and Freddy looked at each other.Or,at least tried to.Bonnie's ears usually touched the ceilings before,but standing on a desk,he almost had to go on his knees in order not to headbutt the ceiling!
"I should get going"Bonnie said,grabbing his phone and bag and hopping off the desk.
"W-Wait,don't go!We were having fun!"Freddy begged.
"It's cool.Talk to you tonight!"Bonnie said,flashing him a smile.It wasn't his normal cheeky grin.It was a normal,relaxed smile.
He walked out of the office.
"You two should sing Karaoke"Chica mentioned before plodding out of her brothers office.
Freddy sighed,and went back to work.
YOU ARE READING
Teddy Bear And Cotton Tail-Five Night's At Freddy's
FanfictionHere we have a Fronnie one-shot book.Read at your own risk. And yes,I know you mother fucker's didn't ask for a one-shot book,I was just so desperate to write more Fronnie,okay?!This follows on from my story "Roommates"!No need to read it,not much...