23rd DARE: WTF?! WHAT KIND OF PRESENTS DID YOU GET?!?!?!

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Gris: Oh... my... Sirens... this is just the....

Gris: Worst thing ever... in my entire life....

Gris: -Currently looking through her emails.-

Gris: WHAT THE HECK?! I SAID THAT THIS IS RATED "MATURE" BECAUSE OF CUSSING, NOT SEXUAL STUFF LIKE THIS, FROM THE LAST TIME I WAS GIVEN! -Already searched it up and is clearly disgusted

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Gris: WHAT THE HECK?! I SAID THAT THIS IS RATED "MATURE" BECAUSE OF CUSSING, NOT SEXUAL STUFF LIKE THIS, FROM THE LAST TIME I WAS GIVEN! -Already searched it up and is clearly disgusted.-

Gris: -Groans.- Welp. It was my fault for not explaining clearly enough, but NO MORE OF THIS STUFF! I'M REALLY INNOCENT AND THE STORY HASN'T REACHED TOWARDS THAT PART YET AND WE DON'T EVEN KNOW IF IT'S GONNA HAPPEN OR NOT! GOT IT?!

Gris: If you guys don't know what the f*** it is! Here is an explanation!

Gris: A "Dakimakura usually portraying life-size pictures of anime characters. Some pillows may portray anime characters or in suggestive poses."! And there you have it!

Gris: That's why I considerate it, Sexual!

Gris: I will overlook this one, once, and that's it. Got it?

Gris: And if I see one more of these type of dares, I might not continue this book anymore. AND YES, I'M VERY SERIOUS!

Gris: Let's get this pain the butt, over with...! -Runs off to get the materials.-

~5 Days later...~

Gris: DONE!

Gris: Now then... time to deliver these! -Runs off, to deliver the... gifts....-

~30 minutes later...~

Benio & Mayura: What?

Gris: You guys heard me, you'll have to give these to Rokuro, and Shimon. I don't care if you guys hate it or not, you'll have to do it.

Gris: Also, don't say it's from me, say it's from you instead. Don't even bother asking, I'm already pissed off already. -Hands over the gifts to Mayura, and Benio, and then runs off.-

Mayura & Benio: ???

~20 minutes later...~

Mayura: Here. It's from me, Shimon. -Gives Shimon, the gift.-

Shimon: -Takes it.- ???

Shimon: Why are you giving this to me? It isn't even Christmas yet.

Mayura: Whatever! I'm leaving. Bye! -Runs away.-

Shimon: ???

~Meanwhile, at Benio...~

Benio: Here.... -Gives Rokuro, the gift.-

Rokuro: ??? -Takes it.-

Rokuro: What is this?

Benio: Don't... open it yet....

Rokuro: Okay?

Benio: Later.... -Runs away with a blushing face.-

Rokuro: ???

~1 hour later...~

Gris: Argh! -Currently sitting down and crying with her head down.-

Rokuro & Shimon: DEMON GODDESS GRIGIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gris: -Doesn't move.-

Rokuro: HEY! WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?!

Shimon: WHAT IS THIS?!

Gris: -Mutters.-

Shimon & Rokuro: ??? (=_=?!)

Gris: -Gets up slowly.-

Gris:  WILL... YOU... GUYS....

Gris: JUST... SHUT UP FOR ONCE?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!??!?!?!?!?

Shimon & Rokuro: ?!?!?!!??!?!!?!??

Gris: I AM ON MY FLIPPING MONTHLY THING AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR ANYTHING SO JUST SHUT UP OR LEAVE, NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shimon & Rokuro: R-RIGHT!

Gris: LEAVE! NOW! OR DIE A PAINFUL DEATH!

Shimon & Rokuro: R-RIGHT AWAY! -RUNS OFF!-

Gris: F***ING SH**HEADS... MEN REALLY DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE ON A "it". HMPH! -GOES OFF TO FIND SOMETHING TO EAT.-

Arata: YES! I'M FINALLY FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Gris: -DEATH GLARES AT HIM AND THEN STARTS ATTACKING, ARATA!-

Arata: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gris: -Starts Cussing.-

Seigen: (=_=.............)

Seigen: -Was walking around before seeing Gris, attacking Arata.-

Seigen: Seems Gris, is on her period~.

Seigen: That's it for this chapter~. -Ducks!-

Seigen: (=_=;;;) -Sees a Book stuck in the wall, that was accidentally thrown at Seigen.-

Arata: -Starting to toss books at the raging, Gris.-

Gris: -Slapping them away, in mid-air and acting very much as a Devil, trying to kill Arata.-

Seigen: So long and see y'all later~.

Tenma: WHEN CAN THIS BE OVER?!

Rokuro: NO MORE CURRY!!!




~To be continued.~




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Tenchi Unomiya (Tenma Unomiya) and no nick naming!!!!!: 4/50 (ON HOLD)

Boys/Mans to Girls/Women: 2/48 (ON HOLD)

~The top two dares are put on hold for 132 dares/asks.~

Tenma has a Girlfriend~!: 18/150

Rokuro! Man up and eat the Curry!: 17/20

NO MORE! WE ARE ON A TIGHT BUDGET, TENMA!: 14/50

ARATA! MAN UP AND NO MORE WATCHING ANIME!!!!!!!!!!: 10/10 (Finished.)

(WARNING!!! I'm really lazy and bad at keeping track so if I mess up, tell me and I'll fix it right away!!! -Demon Goddess Grigio, AKA Gris.)

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