Introduction

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Me: WELCOME TO THE PJO TALK SHOW!

Me: I AM YOUR HOST, YZZA NOT TELLING MY LAST NAME!

Me: NOW, LET US WELCOME THE GUESTS!

Me: Percy Jackson, please walk in.

Percy: Where the Hades am I?

Percy: OOHHHHH!

Percy: Blueeeeee...

Percy: *walks towards blue chair*

Percy: *kisses blue chair*

Me: *walks back slowly*

Me: Okay...

Me: Moving on!

Me: Annabeth Chase, please walk in.

Annabeth: And here is th— Where am I!

Me: A talk show, now sit down.

Annabeth: *slowly walks towards grey chair*

Annabeth: *looks at Percy*

Annabeth: *looks at me*

Me: Don't ask.

Me: Jason Gra— Oh screw it, everyone just come in!

Everyone: Wassup guys!

Me: 😑

Me: Didn't mean it that way.

Me: Go away.

Me: The Seven, Nico, Thalia, Travis, Connor and the gods please come in.

Thalia: I WAS HUNTING WITH LADY ARTEMIS!

Nico: DAD!

Nico: SEND HER TO HELL!

Me: Woah, woah.

Me: People, calm down.

Me: Nico, you cannot send me to hell.

Me: I am the almighty host.

Me: I am stronger than the gods!

The gods: WHAT!

Me: I mean, I have equal power as the gods!

Nico: Hmph.

Leo: We meet again.

Me: Really?

Me: We meet like everytime I update a chapter.

The fourth wall: Ahhhhh!

The fourth wall: I'm hurting!

The fourth wall: The pain, oh the pain!

Me: 😑

Everyone: 😑

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Me: Okay, back to the topic.

Leo: I'll still get my revenge for that picture!

(A/N: You'll get it if you read the book I wrote, "Percy Jackson At Hogwarts")

Me: THAT WAS A YEAR AGO!

Me: GET OVER IT!

Me: *mumbles* Gods, you're like the Minotaur that can't seem to get over Percy killing him over and over again.

Leo: What?

Me: Okay!

Me: THAT WAS ALL THE TIME WE HAVE FOLKS!

Me: SEE YOU IN ANOTHER CHAPTER OF, PJO TALK SHOW!

The fourth wall: 😭

Leo: YOU FORGOT DISCLAIMER!

Me: I don't own the characters but the plot. All rights goes to Rick Riordan.

The fourth wall: DA PAIIIIIIN!

Annabeth: I still don't get the purpo—

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