The Fourth Wall

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Me: Okay!

Me: Welcome back!

Annabeth: I still don't know the purpose of this?

Annabeth: Are we just going to talk?

Me: Well my dear Annabeth, we are not just going to talk here, but... Oh, we are just going to talk here.

Annabeth: So, that's all?

Annabeth: I don't think the readers would like that.

Me: Shhhhhhhhh!

Me: *whispers* The fourth wall will hear you, and plus the readers are not supposed to know that.

The fourth wall: DA PAIIIIIIIIN!

The fourth wall: CRACKS, CRACKS ARE EVERYWHERE!

Me: Great, now you brought him here.

Annabeth: *face palms*

Me: Okay... moving on.

Percy: Can I keep this blue chair?

Demeter: Eat cereal so you can keep it.

Ares: Shut it with the cereal.

Demeter: *dramatically gasps*

Demeter: How dare you insult my number one love!

Persephone and her children in the Demeter cabin: I thought we are your number one love?

Demeter: PFFFFT!

Demeter: As if!

Ares: Enough with the nonsense!

Ares: Just shut up with cereal!

Demeter: *dramatically gasps again*

Demeter: You wanna go?

Ares: YEAH I WANNA G!

Gods and Goddesses: FIGHT!

Me: 😶

Me: Hold up!

Me: So you're telling me you have wrestle-like matches in Olympus?

Everyone: 😶😐

*awkward silence*

Me: Okay, this has completely went in a different turn...

Me: I'll just say the disclaimer and you guys can continue...

Demeter: CEREAL WARS!

Me: *shakes head*

Me: I do not own the characters but the plot, all rights to Rick Riordan.

Demeter: YOU HAVE WAGED A WAR THAT COULD DESTROY THE WORLD!

Demeter: RISE MY CEREALS! RI

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