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Me: It's a storm!

Me: WAR WAS WAGED!

Me: ...

Me: It was weird.

~o0o~

Flashback...

Demeter: I HATE YOU!

Ares: I HATE YOU TOO!

Me: Stop it, stop declaring your hate for each other.

Rhea: Ughhhh... why are my children so childish.

Rhea: Except for you Ares, you're my grandson.

Zeus: MOMMY!

Poseidon: MAMA!

Hades: Oh hey mom.

Rhea: *groan*

Zeus: Who's your favorite?

Me: Oh no, this fight again.

Rhea: Hestia.

And that's when everything turned into chaos...

~o0o~

Zeus: Hestia!

Poseidon: ... Wut?

Zeus: I'M THE KING OF GODS AND GODDESSES!

Rhea: *sighs* *shakes head*

Rhea: I pray to the primordial gods out there, help me.

Zeus and the others fight in the background.

Percy: Is that what we look like when we fight about who's the better dad?

Me: Pretty much.

Percy: *shivers*

Percy: But Poseidon's still the best.

Poseidon: I agree.

Thalia and Jason: No way!

Thalia and Jason: Zeus/Jupiter is!

Nico: Come on guys, we all know it's Hades!

Hades: True

Percy: Pfft, really?

Percy: He made Hazel's mom go crazy.

Percy: And don't make me forget about the part when he stole my mother!

Percy: Oh... and Thalia and Jason.

Percy: Zeus?

Percy: Really?

Percy: He tried to kill me!

Percy: He's such a drama queen!

Zeus: *dramatically gasps*

Percy: Seee!

Zeus: *in a high-pitched voice* Ugh!

Thalia: Nooooo!

Thalia: He... yeah.

Thalia: You're right.

Thalia: Poseidon's a better that.

Everyone: Uh huh, yeah.

Zeus and Hades: WUUUUUUUUUT!?

Me: You heard the people.

Me: Deal with it!

Me: Anyways... that's about all the time we have left.

Me: I do not own the characters but the plot. All rights to Rick Riordan.

Me: BYEEEE!

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