Me: It's a storm!
Me: WAR WAS WAGED!
Me: ...
Me: It was weird.
~o0o~
Flashback...
Demeter: I HATE YOU!
Ares: I HATE YOU TOO!
Me: Stop it, stop declaring your hate for each other.
Rhea: Ughhhh... why are my children so childish.
Rhea: Except for you Ares, you're my grandson.
Zeus: MOMMY!
Poseidon: MAMA!
Hades: Oh hey mom.
Rhea: *groan*
Zeus: Who's your favorite?
Me: Oh no, this fight again.
Rhea: Hestia.
And that's when everything turned into chaos...
~o0o~
Zeus: Hestia!
Poseidon: ... Wut?
Zeus: I'M THE KING OF GODS AND GODDESSES!
Rhea: *sighs* *shakes head*
Rhea: I pray to the primordial gods out there, help me.
Zeus and the others fight in the background.
Percy: Is that what we look like when we fight about who's the better dad?
Me: Pretty much.
Percy: *shivers*
Percy: But Poseidon's still the best.
Poseidon: I agree.
Thalia and Jason: No way!
Thalia and Jason: Zeus/Jupiter is!
Nico: Come on guys, we all know it's Hades!
Hades: True
Percy: Pfft, really?
Percy: He made Hazel's mom go crazy.
Percy: And don't make me forget about the part when he stole my mother!
Percy: Oh... and Thalia and Jason.
Percy: Zeus?
Percy: Really?
Percy: He tried to kill me!
Percy: He's such a drama queen!
Zeus: *dramatically gasps*
Percy: Seee!
Zeus: *in a high-pitched voice* Ugh!
Thalia: Nooooo!
Thalia: He... yeah.
Thalia: You're right.
Thalia: Poseidon's a better that.
Everyone: Uh huh, yeah.
Zeus and Hades: WUUUUUUUUUT!?
Me: You heard the people.
Me: Deal with it!
Me: Anyways... that's about all the time we have left.
Me: I do not own the characters but the plot. All rights to Rick Riordan.
Me: BYEEEE!
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