yuri on ice crack

history of the entire first episode of yuri on ice i guess

why am i here

theres a boy

oh now hes a man

and another man

with silver hair

the first boy man has a crush on the silver man

lets call the first boy man yuri

he is 23

and he fucked up in his last skating performance

and now hes crying in a bathroom

knock knock

whos there

oh its yuri plisetsky

which makes a lot of sense

now we have yuris!!! on ice

yuri plisetsky says we cant have two yuris on the ice

but you totally can

but he doesnt want it for some reason

also russia

yuri goes outside and finishes school

he returns home to japan

also he's really fat

his ballet teacher that will only be relevant to that one episode tells him to exersize

yuri says no and eats more pork cutlet bowls

yuri goes to the skating rink

remember silver hair man?

his name is victor

he just so happens to be a gold medal skater

and a youtube fan

ding ding

incoming text from victor nikiforov

yo i saw your video says victor

what video says yuri

the video of you coping victors skating routine says the entire skating universe

what says yuri

yuri runs home

dog knocks him over

dog looks like yuris dead dog that yuri bought when he was 13 that he named after victor because victor got a dog that yuri looks like his dog

makes a lot of sense

wait my dogs dead says yuri

and the only other dog that looks in the world is..

yuri runs to the hot spring

a hot russian guy is in the spring

it also happens to be victor

victor says he will be yuris coach

also he is naked

but that doesnt matter

because every coach shows up at their students house naked

WHAT says yuri

to be continued