This is my first story, so I hope it is okay, but I came up with the idea of an alternate universe where all the great classic rockers just so happens to be in the same school, and what happens.
I didn't want to mess with David by trying to determine who was going to pick up who, so we just decided to meet one another at the hall. In the mean time, I bided my time my just talking with Freddie and his girlfriend, Mary. The both of them were talking about their couple's makeup appointments and such. It was very sweet. In a couple minutes, David walks in, proudly showing off his powder blue tuxedo.
"Hey, babe!" David says. We greet each other with a gentle hug, and then walk into the dance hall. "Look at that, Mick, I guess David found his big suit."
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"That is literally the worst thing I've seen all day," I reply. We both laugh, and start to sway to the music ever so gently.
"Whooo!" Keith Richards mumbles clearly drunkenly, taking a microphone stand at the auditorium stage, "this party is only getting started, so if you buggards could play some rock and roll that would be great!" He jumps into the crowd of dancing people, attempting a crowd surf, however, he just falls to the ground.
Peter Gabriel picks him up, "It's okay, buddy. That happened to me once, too." They smile at each other, and Peter leads Keith over to his group of artsy friends, however, when Kate starts doing one of her interpretative dances, Keith quickly walks away.
Roger Waters takes the microphone stand ad screams, "Okay, assholes! I am the dictator, I mean president of this school, and we will all dance to whatever the hell I want to dance to! Right now that just so happens to be Jazz!"
Bill Bruford breaks out of his little group of friends and says, "I love jazz. The whole world revolves around jazz, man."
"Calm down, Bill," says Peter Gabriel. Bill and David Byrne both start wildly dancing to the jazz music.
Principal Presley goes up and says, "Please go back and talk with your little friends, Mr. Waters. I'll handle the music."
"THIS IS CAPITALIST OPPRESSION AT ITS WORST!" He screams, "ONE DAY I'LL WRITE A CONCEPT ALBUM ABOUT THIS SHIT!"
Syd calmly says, "Roger, he literally just told you to get off the stage, it's not a big deal."
Roger slaps him across the face, "Shut up, you knave! You don't respect my causes, so get out!"
Syd sniffles a little, and runs to his friend, Nick, who immediately comforts him. Nick declares, "That was no way to talk to your friend!"
"I'm sorry, Nick," and Roger clenches his fists, "It's just that I'm outraged. I refuse to fall into this conformity of life!"
Iggy Pop goes up to Roger and says, "Hey, man. Try these substances, you'll feel much better about everything." Naturally Roger does.
Over in another part of the auditorium, some serious drama is taking place. "Okay, you whore!" Ray Davies screams, "You can't just have her! She's mine!"
Brian Eno clutches his cheek, "Whoa! I seriously just asked her to the dance with me! I had no clue you loved Chrissie!"
Chrissie punches Ray, "Okay, I don't love you, Ray. However, I don't want to date a whore. Get out of my sight, Brian."
Brian flips Ray off, and Chrissie storms off. Ray sullenly sits on the floor next to Bob Dylan. Great, now the both of them are probably going to discuss everything wrong with the world. What a happy pair they make.
Freddie stands up in the middle of the dance floor and declares, "Darlings! Can we please all calm down? Everyone is being so hormonal, and it's really bugging me!" Roger is clearly out of the equation, as he is wildly dancing around, staring at the ceiling, shaking his hips with no remorse. "Let's all have peace and love, can't we all just get along?"
Bono hugs Freddie, "You are so right, my man. We all need to get along, for peace and justice." Freddie and Bono have an awkward zen moment, and we all watch as they have some weird mind transfer.
After that though, everyone just goes on dancing like normal. Jimmy and his beautiful girl Stevie dance in fabulous harmony, like their very essence was connected as one. Oh, I really would love to see them together! My bae dances like nobody's business, and I feel honored to be with him. At the end of it all, we go home, after having had a fabulous night together as a school. Yes, I am really ready now to have this year continue.
