BlackWidow_crazy101: Question for Ford are you or were jealous when you found out Dipper was dating Bill???
Ford: not really
Bill: your not much of a treasure either
Ford: he tried to kill me, my family , and Bill does have annoying habits, so no
Bill: ;m;
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billxdipper: I dare Bill to keep giving dipper hickies until he starts crying while that's happening rev dipper and will have to get make overs by rev mable and mable then Bill and dipper have to have a drink off and who ever finishes 20 bottles of heavy liquor first wins and gets to do whatever they want with the looser.PS bill try not to kill dipper. I am so sorry dip but this is gonna be historical😂.
Bill: drags Dipper to the room and starts nibbling him*
Dipper: (after two hours) *sniffles and trembles*
Bill: sorry babe *nuzzles*
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~meanwhile~
Will: i-i think i look n-nice
Rev!dip: fml
Mabel: you look great Will
Rev!mabel: stop moving
Rev!dip: no
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Dipper: B-bill will probably win, im a light drinker in general *starts drinking*
Bill: way ahead of ya *drinks*
~in the end~
Bill: I win!!!
Dipper: *dizzy*
Bill: ya know what? lets do what you picked Pinetree~ *picks him up and walks to the bedroom*
Apollo: you dont wanna know what he picked e-e Bill you ruined the innocent child
