quick note before you start, yes i take requests, feel free to comment below or pm me on my main or here. all of this is for fun, don't get offended. no i don't do drugs.
y/n: your name bla bla bla you should know that ok have fun reading bye
yeah also credit to my friend annie for the nickname "yoongster" k bye now
you: good morning sunshine! have a wonderful day, i love you!
yoongster: what the actual fuck u bitch what did i do to deserve this kind of disrespekt u can't just text me @ like 8 in the morning it's way too early i was having this gr8 fucking dream and u just text me and make my phone go zOINKS how dare u disturb my sleep like that don't u know who i am i will find u and murder u by chopping ur body into little pieces and then feed u to ur family u ugly shitface
You stared at your phone like boi what the fuck check who just texted you. You were just simply confused but soon slapped your knee so hard it flew outta your skin and across the room, but you didn't care as you laughed loudly. Actually so loudly, your glass of 3 dollar expensive orange juice broke.
yoongster: fuck shit babe sorry i luv u too
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Humorthis is why your parents tell you to stay away from drugs. don't take any of this serious. requests are open.