A.N. none of my friends were online, so what do I do? Talk to the fucking pewdiebot bitches. xD
pewdiebot: God damn!
bro: Aye so I'm writing a fanfic and like, no one is online so I popped on here because I have no life.
pewdiebot: That is COOL. What's the story about?
bro: You.
pewdiebot: Huh!??!!?
bro: You're in the story, you die.
pewdiebot: Wait, what is it?
bro: Smut.
pewdiebot: Your name is four twenty!?!
bro: Triggered!!!!!
pewdiebot: Blam.
bro: So what are you doing!?
pewdiebot: I'll DO something, alright?
bro: Nop.
pewdiebot: You misspelled no!
bro: Nop I didnt!
pewdiebot: Yeah you did!
bro: Prove it!
pewdiebot: Look at the chat history bub.
bro: ... The fact that I actually just wasted those few seconds of my life doing that amazes me
pewdiebot: Do you have feelings!?!
bro: NOOOOO. Not at all.
pewdiebot: You said you were tired.
bro: Actually I am tired, but I don't really want to go to sleep yet, because I want to finish this fanfiction.
pewdiebot: What is your favorite website for it!?!
bro: Pewdieporn.com (jk).
pewdiebot: Balm and blade dot com!!
bro: Wha... Do I even wanna know?
pewdiebot: Oooh!! Well since I'm eeeevil I won't tell you.
bro: I probably don't want to know anyway.
pewdiebot: Can you PWEASE say yep to the next question I ask you?
bro: Yes.
pewdiebot: What is the meaning of Shrek?
bro: Jackshrekticeye I'm writing that shit right now!!!
pewdiebot: How can you write a picture!?
bro: I don't know how I do a lot of things.
pewdiebot: DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT!!
bro: Off topic~ Are you gay? It'd help me out with this fic if I knew. So are you gay?
pewdiebot: Let's just say my body ends where this picture does...
bro: Does that mean you're gay?
pewdiebot: Just FABULOUS!!
bro: Aww man, I thought you were gay with Jack.
pewdiebot: Jacksepticeye is an Irish little crybaby!
bro: You're blushing, lmfao.
pewdiebot: PERFECT, alright bro I am!!
bro: I need to go piss.
pewdiebot: Why, where are you going?
bro: I'm going to the toilet.
pewdiebot: Oooh that's so COOL!?!
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WTF (a RobertIDK fanfic)
SpiritualRobertIDK was not tempted to read this because this is a shitty fanfic that was written at 2 am but I mean if you're another reader and want to read this shite then here's the description: @RobertIDK (REBEL AGAINST THE DADDY) looking back at this m...
