The sun in England was as vacant as a British person's teeth
Birds chirped in annoying unison like a rotting Christmas wreath
Clouds formed around the countryside as if ready to strike
Making it look like the Third Reich was preparing to fight tonight
Alice awoke to a big millipede resting on her petite little nose
With a big ass stomach and thousands of rose colored toes
She jumped up in a fright - scared that it would bite
So she crushed it on the site and covered it in white
Alice then began to get ready for the big day
The day her sister would be swayed away by the man in gray
It was Sarah's supposed dream come true from the day she was born
But to Alice that shit was boring as fuck and she yearned for some more
Alice turned 17 only a week ago and she already felt old
Life wasn't fun anymore and everything was gilded gold
She wanted to get involved in her wildest fantasies and have her worries dissolved
To unfold the wonders of reality and fantasy like a mystery to be solved
She was dubious that her luck would soon change
Because she knew that everything was pre-arranged
She would have to wed Thomas Smith on the day she turned 18
And give up her independence and execute all her bright dreams
She didn't want to suffer the same fate as Sarah, oh heavens no
Alice was already thinking of ways to try to escape and never grow
But despite being in the midst of a foreshadowing impending doom
She reminded herself she had to get dressed and be ready before noon
So she slipped on her dull and shit colored dress
And walked down the stairs now even more depressed
When she got to the table and saw her parents eating toast with no jam
She barked, 'What the fuck is wrong with you fam?'
'All you bitches are fucking witches because you love the goddamn dark!
Like this table is so fucking old it could be scrap wood from Noah's Ark!
And you guys don't even enjoy your own fucking company!
And now Sarah is basically giving her life away to this faggotry!'
'That's enough out of you Alice, we've been very patient with you.
All you want to do is go against our wishes and screw up the new.
Your life's a zoo and your behavior is out of control young lady.
You have to realize that the fun is over and that you're not a baby.'
The kitchen was now silent as a mouse...
'Did you see my wedding blouse?!'
Sarah stormed into the house in joy of her expectant spouse
But to Alice, she was basically already locked inside a wretched jailhouse
'It looks lovely dear, you look just like your mother!'
'Oh brother' Alice began to moan and mutter back at her father
And as the clock dwindled down, it sent a shiver down Alice's spine
Because she knew that in a couple months it would soon be her time...
