#DoYouRememberMe?
Aunty: Beta, do you remember me?
Me: Um...no?
Aunty: HAYE RABBA! TU BACHPAN ME JAB EK SAAL KA THA TAB TU MERI GODE MAI HI TOH KHELA HAI! TU MUJHE BHUL GAYA?(Oh god! You used to play with me when you were an year old! You forgot me?)
Me: Oh sorry auntiji! Now I remember you!*thinks* Pata nahi kaun hai? Agar yaad hi rakhwana tha toh mere bachpan ke baad kabhi mile kyu nahi? -_-
And if you don't reply like that, get ready to eat 5 badaams(almonds) daily!
And if you say yes, situation be like:
Aunty: Toh bataao mai kaun
Me: *thinks* Kyu? Aapko nahi pata? *says* Um... Food section is opened*points at food section*
Aunty: *looks at food section*Oh! OYE! RAJU! DO PLATE BHARKAR MATAR PANEER UTHA LE! HO SAKE TOH THAILIO(polythene bags) MAI BHI BHAR LIYO! Ok beta! Thank you! Mujhe toh yaad nahi kab mile par achha hai tume yaad hai!
At her house
Aunty(to her house members): Inna sodha ladka hai! Hum kabhi mile nahi par use mai yaad hu!
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Life=Lol
Slumpmässig kategoriSee the cover? That's the reaction you will have when you read this. Most chapters are only for Indians! I'll put my own ideas but if I take them from somewhere, I'll tell you the source! They are just for fun! Nothing serious so don't say mean thin...
