#MaiJabTeriUmarKaTha
Indian parents be like:
Me: *listening to a song*
Dad: Mai jab teri umar ka tha, poore din padhai karta tha! Gaane kya hote hai mujhe toh pata hi nahi tha! Nalayak.
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Me: *watching TV*
Dad: Mai jab teri umar ka tha, poore din baahar khelta tha! TV kya hota hai mujhe toh pata hi nahi tha! Nalayak.
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Me: *playing outside*
Dad: Mai jab teri umar ka tha, poore din ya toh padhta, ya TV par news dekhta tha! Tu bas khelta rehta hai! Nalayak.
Me: Par aapko toh pata hi nahi tha TV kya hota hai?
Dad: Gawaar samajh rakha hai kya? Badtameez.
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Me(at the age of 34): *telling my dad I got a job in America's well reputed school as sex education teacher*
Dad: Mai jab teri umar ka tha, mujhe iss sab ke baare mei kuch pata bhi nahi tha! Nalayak. Yuk yuk. Badtameez. Besharam.
Me: O_O
Me: B-But… I was born when you were 32…
Not a real incident! Just clarifying(in case you have any doubts).
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RandomSee the cover? That's the reaction you will have when you read this. Most chapters are only for Indians! I'll put my own ideas but if I take them from somewhere, I'll tell you the source! They are just for fun! Nothing serious so don't say mean thin...