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#MaiJabTeriUmarKaTha

Indian parents be like:

Me: *listening to a song*

Dad: Mai jab teri umar ka tha, poore din padhai karta tha! Gaane kya hote hai mujhe toh pata hi nahi tha! Nalayak.

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Me: *watching TV*

Dad: Mai jab teri umar ka tha, poore din baahar khelta tha! TV kya hota hai mujhe toh pata hi nahi tha! Nalayak.

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Me: *playing outside*

Dad: Mai jab teri umar ka tha, poore din ya toh padhta, ya TV par news dekhta tha! Tu bas khelta rehta hai! Nalayak.

Me: Par aapko toh pata hi nahi tha TV kya hota hai?

Dad: Gawaar samajh rakha hai kya? Badtameez.

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Me(at the age of 34): *telling my dad I got a job in America's well reputed school as sex education teacher*

Dad: Mai jab teri umar ka tha, mujhe iss sab ke baare mei kuch pata bhi nahi tha! Nalayak. Yuk yuk. Badtameez. Besharam.

Me: O_O

Me: B-But… I was born when you were 32

Not a real incident! Just clarifying(in case you have any doubts).

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