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So, you haven't read my introduction.

Therefore you go on this book, literally feeling BUTTHURT and comment irrelevant things to a book nOT ABOUT HATE. BUT ABOUT JOKES.

Like ??? Didn't I tell you? I told you

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Like ??? Didn't I tell you? I told you. I BELIEVE I told you, nah must've not been me. Maybe someone else who-who looks like me so you choose to ignore my words and add even more irrelevant words.

WOAH WOAH WOAH! stop there! Listen to me. Listen to my words, HEED to my words. But not about my hilarious opinions and roasts, but to my warnings!

 But not about my hilarious opinions and roasts, but to my warnings!

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So I will repeat myself.

DO NOT come onto this book praising "who you love" or "why you do." You DO understand I have the ability to not like someone? I have the ability to hate their roles but I NEVER mix personal life with acting life unless they deserve it. Because I want to become an actress myself.

I TOLD YALL I hate hating on people, it doesn't make me any less of a woman that I am to judge on people for no reason

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I TOLD YALL I hate hating on people, it doesn't make me any less of a woman that I am to judge on people for no reason.

So, you mistake comedy for hatred? How the fuck does that work?

Do I tell you, "hey! Change your mind about this person because their a literal snake and should rot in hell!!"
Or change your opinions about someone you love? And how is that my fault you're letting opinions change your love for someone?

Oh right.

It's not.
It's yours.

HAVE YOU NOT SEEN HATE TOWARDS AN ACTOR? PEOPLE ARE NOT GONNA LIKE WHO YOU LIKE, GET OVER IT.

HAVE YOU NOT SEEN HATE TOWARDS AN ACTOR? PEOPLE ARE NOT GONNA LIKE WHO YOU LIKE, GET OVER IT

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STOP TELLING ME "facts" about one person that I ALREADY KNOW. EVERYTHING IN THIS BOOK, I KNOW. Which is why i roast them. Understand? Finally.

Now shall I publish more chapters? Or are the same people gonna do this shit?

If you follow me, and don't like this. UNFOLLOW ME
hell block me!

But I am your sarcastic queen, join me once more for the people with a funny side, to go to a marvelous land of comedy island.

But I am your sarcastic queen, join me once more for the people with a funny side, to go to a marvelous land of comedy island

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Anyways, I could care less. The people who are commenting laughing emojis or "are dying of laughter" (you should go to a hospital that ain't good) capture my honest attention bc this book makes them laugh.

Stop twisting my words around just because you don't understand a joke.

That is all.
~ Sonia

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