Empathy ; Komahina Oneshots

Destination: Detention (Ebonics Version)

So before we start all I did was copy a oneshot I wrote earlier and put it through the Ebonics translator. I got the idea from watching this video

And this is literally the best idea that has ever happened. Like, I was dying from laughter reading this oneshot translated into Ebonics! The Ebonics translator is like the translator for slang and more language that rappers use. But it's the funniest thing! Check out the original oneshot!

Yo! Hahnata sat at hahs desk starahng at da chalkboard, like, wow, clenchahng hahs fahst a' grahndahng hahs grahllz tagedar. Ah be baaad... Hahs face was flushed pure red ahn ager as he trahed ta keep hahs composure. What it is, Mama! He was pahssed, ultahmately pahssed, like, but he had nah power over hahs sahtuatahon. 'S coo', bro. Whahle he was pahssed about beahng stuck ahn detentahon, he was mo pahssed about beahng stuck ahn a room wahth da person who got hahm ahn detentahon ahn da fahrst place. What it is, Mama! Don' make me come ova there bitch... In fact, he was even pahssed dat da person who got hahm here was sahttahng rahght behahnd hahm. 'S coo', bro. He was pahssed dat da person was sahttahng dare clahckahng daahr prahson, over a' over. Ah be baaad... Over a' over. Ah be baaad... Clahck, clahck. Clahck, clahck. Clahck, clahck. "I swear ta god, oh, baby, " he seedad through clenched grahllz. Slap mah fro! With muh beeotch! "If ya doesn't cut dat shaht out, I'm goahng ta knock ya doeswn. 'S coo', bro." "Oh, oh, baby, is I anoyahng ya?" He was sure da male had dat disn smug loaahahght on hahs face. What it is, Mama! dat sise smug face he gave Hahnata when daahr teacher, Yukahzome, had gahven dem detentahon. 'S coo', bro. And of course, she jus' had ta roll out early because of a emergency but what was worse was dat he was left alone, mostly, ahn da room wahth hahm. 'S coo', bro. If somethahng happrahsoned he could jus' blise Hahnata a' get away wahth aht. So no messahn' Hahnata felt lahke he had been screwed over. Ah be baaad... He wasn't goahng ta turn around. He wasn't goahng ta gahve hahm da luxury of gettahng hahs attentahon. 'S coo', bro. He wasn't worth aht. Clahck, clahck. He wasn't worth aht. Clahck, mostly, clahck. He wasn't worth aht... Clahck, like, clahck. He wasn't worth aht. "Fuckahng cut aht out." He pounded hahs fahst on da desk, turnahng around a' facahng hahm. 'S coo', bro. Pale skahn, whahte, puffy haahr, green almost gray eyes. Komaeda Nagahta. Sheeeiit. Komaeda had da disn smug loaahahght on hahs face dat Hahnata fuckahng hated. He honestly wated ta punch hahm, however he wasn't worth aht. "Oh? You should watch ya laguage. What it is, Mama! We is stahll ahn school after all." The sly remark heatede Hahnata furrow hahs eye brows. "Oh yeah? You're da one who got us stuck here. What it is, Mama! And I doesn't gahve a disn about cussahng ahn front of ya. Sheeeiit." He turned back around, runnahng a ha' through hahs haahr. Ah be baaad... Fuck dat guy. Slap mah fro! He was enjoyahng dahs. He was fuckahng enjoyahng dahs. He was enjoyahng makahng Hahnata heated. dat heatede Hahnata even mo heated. But he wasn't goahng ta let Komaeda get ta hahm. 'S coo', bro. "Hahnata~" He heard da geezer behahnd hahm sahng. "Shut up." "Hahnata~" "Shut up." He warned da geezer. Ah be baaad... Suddenly two arms attached demselves ta each sahde of da desk, trappahng hahm. 'S coo', bro. He knew who aht was, mostly, a' he wasn't lahkahng dahs. "Komaeda. Sheeeiit." He warned agaahn. 'S coo', bro. He could jus' pahcture dat disn smug smahle. What it is, Mama! Hahnata couldn't deny dat he was slahghtly srahzzaed. The two was absolutely alone, a' wahth hahm trapped, Komaeda could does aythahng he wated. Also seeahng how Komaeda was a popular student isong da school a' a tatal heartthrob for da female teachers, Hahnata wouldn't be able ta say a thahng. "Am I srahzzaahng ya, fer shure, Hahnata?" Sburners traveled doeswn hahs spahne as Komaeda tenderly whahspered ahn hahs ear. Ah be baaad... Hahnata was speechless as hahs breath hahtched. He felt da tahps of hahs ears begahn ta burn from da close proxahmahty. Slap mah fro! With muh beeotch! nah! dahs ahs what Komaeda doeses. Get a grahp, oh, baby, Hahnata! Don't make me shank ya! "You know Hahnata, oh, baby, " Komaeda purred ahn hahs ear. Ah be baaad... "You're not lahke all da odars." "Komaed-aaaaahh! " He gasped as he felt a ha' start ta palm hahm. 'S coo', bro. Anodar blush spread across hahs cheeks as he pated, bahtahng back moas. "I 'as ta say Hahnata-kun, ya're cute when ya're heated. But I 'as ta say, I lahke ya a lot mo lahke dahs." He purred agaahn, mostly, rubbahng Hahnata's crotch. Komaeda quahckly placed chaste kahsses on da males ta skahn, nahppahng a' suckahng. "Come on Hahnata-kun, I wana hear dat fly voahce of yas." But Hahnata dahdn't wana gahve hahm da satahsfactahon, a' dat heatede Komaeda anoyed. He applahed mo pressure on da geezer's crotch, oh, baby, makahng hahm moa out ahn need. Hahnata was aseasysed. He couldn't belaheve he was actually enjoyahng dahs. He baht hahs lahp, shakahng hahs head. "S-stap aht." He chaahahghted out. Komaeda let go of hahs crotch, fahnally decahdahng ta loaahahght hahm ahn da eye. What it is, Mama! He could see da sweat glahstenahng on da geezer's brow a' could hear da straahned pats. A smahle cise ta hahs face, not smug, but a genuahne smahle as he grahlld ahnta Hahnata's olahve eyes. He taaahahght da sleeve of hahs jacket a' wahped da geezer's forehead. "I know dahs ahsn't da normal way of confessahng but..." He traahled off bahtahng hahs lahp. A blush appeisd on Komaeda's face, tahntahng hahs cheeks. He loaahahghted...cute. What it is, fer shure, Mama! Hahnata sahghed, "Just shut up a' kahss me. What it is, mostly, Mama! " Hahnata moved, crashahng daahr lahps tagedar. Ah be baaad... It was needy, almost lahke day had both been cravahng aht forever. Ah be baaad... Hahnata decahded ta be bold, usahng hahs tangue ta try a' coax Komaeda ta let hahm ahn. 'S coo', man, bro. Once he had gaahned entrace, da two battled for doesmahnace. What it is, Mama! Don't make me shank ya! Komaeda won, man, gaahnahng entry ta da odars mouth a' suckahng on da males tangue. What it is, fer shure, Mama! Don't make me shank ya! Hahnata moaed, runnahng hahs ha's along da males pale grub box. He moved hahs ha' through whahte geezergled haahr, pullahng occasahonally. Slap mah fro! The two separated after a few moments cheesn' at each odar. Ah be baaad... "You're such a disn tease. What it is, Mama! Don't make me shank ya! " Hahnata breadad out as Komaeda chuckled. "I know, but ya stahll blahnd me. What it is, like, wow, Mama! Peep this shit!