So at the first day of school my four friends and we decided "Hey let's pick which pokemon character is our husbandos cuz why not?"
Bella chose Wally (NOT. WE ACTUALLY FORCED HER TO BE WITH WALLY XD) Carmella chose Lance. Addison chose Nate. Joey (is a girl) chose Gilbert. Chloe chose Emerald. . . And I chose Gary.
Me: "WHY DID YOU CHOSE EMERALD?!" Chloe: "I don't know" Me: "OUT OF ALL PEOPLE IN POKEMOM YOU CHOSE EMERALD." Chloe: . . . He's not that bad. Me: HE'S SMALL. Chloe: but you're small too. Me: THE ONLY THING HE IS GOOD FOR IS. . . Chloe: ??? Me: YOU CAN EAT HIS CROISSANT HAIR WHEN YOU ARE STRAVING AND IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD. Chloe: XD Frick you. Me: yeah sure.
Addison: mine is Gilbert right? Joey: I don't know, I think mine is Gilbert. Addison: wait what. Me: I KEEP MIXING THEM SOMEONE GET GOOGLE. Joey: (searches which guy is which) MINE IS GILBERT. Addison: who is mine? Joey: Nate. Everyone else: oh.
Me: (chases Carmella while holding a poster of Lance) I WILL GET YOU AND SHOVE YOU IN A CLOSET WITH LANCE! Carmella: NOPE (THROWS OXICLEAN AT ME) Me: I AM IMMUNEEEEE Carmella: NUUUUUU
Carmella: TRUTH OR DARE?! Me: dare. Carmella: I dare you to kiss green on your phone. Me: (hides phone then turns on drawing app and paints the screen green using the bucket tool) Carmella: HURRY UP Me: ( kisses screen in front of everyone) Carmella: HA! YOU KISSED GREEN! Me: (shows literally a green screen)
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Carmella: .... My brother: HA YOU WASTED YOUR DARE! (High fives me) Carmella: (SCREEEEEEEEEEEEECCCCCHHHH) Me: too bad you weren't specific. Carmella: ヽ(ಠ_ಠ)ノ Me: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Carmella: hey! Me: (looks up from 'work' aka fanfiction writing) hm? Carmella: I want Hau instead of Lance. Me: (smile fades and grows into a serious look) meet me after recess. Carmella: ????
~after recess~
Me: I have made your divorce sheets. Carmella: WHAT THE HELL. Me: this is a very serious matter in my fandom community which you are part of. Carmella: I just wanted to change it. Me: ok sign your name, age, address, why you want to divorce, etc. Carmella: (sighs) Fine. . . WAIT WHAT IS THAT. (Points to a badly drawn thermometer) Me: IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE. IT IS A THERMOMETER YOU DIRTY MINDED WEIRDO NOT A dick. Carmella: oh ok (nods)
~later that day~
Carmella: hey I do not want to change Hau with Lance anymore. Me: (grins) good choice. . . Carmella: WE WEREN'T EVEN MARRIED WHY DID YOU MAKE DIVORCE PAPERS?! Me: remember when Bella and I did last Valentines day?
Carmella: (flashback)
(Sees flowers under her table along with a letter from 'Lance') Carmella: BELLA, FANDOM GET YOUR BUTTS HERE!!! Me: RUNNNN!! Bella: ok. Me: ALSO CARMELLA LANCE TAKES YOU AS HIS LAWFULLY WEDDED WIFE!!!
Carmella: yup I remember. Me and Bella: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Everyone: (chases Bella) WALLY AND BELLA SITTING ON A TREE!! K-I-S-S-I-N-G!! Me: sheet she's too fast. Addison: she's the fastest in our group remember Joey: oh yeah. Me: (gets manga with Wally's face on it and foes faster trying to keep up with Bella) DARNIT.
