I am a granter of badluck

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Whenever I enter the room this happens. . .

AN ALLY HAS BEEN SLAIN.

(Leaves room)

AN ENEMY HAS BEEN SLAIN.

(Enters room)

AN ALLY HAS BEEN SLAIN
AN ALLY HAS BEEN SLAIN
AN ALLY HAS BEEN SLAIN
AN ALLY HAS BEEN SLAIN
AN ALLY HAS BEEN SLAIN

(My brother glares at me) GET OUT.

(Leaves room)

AN ENEMY HAS BEEN SLAIN
AN ENEMY HAS BEEN SLAIN
AN ENEMY HAS BEEN SLAIN
AN ENEMY HAS BEEN SLAIN
AN ENEMY HAS BEEN SLAIN



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(Pokes brother)
Brother: NO IT'S A GIRL DRAGALGE
(Pokes brother again)
Brother: I KILLED IT BY ACCIDENT NOOO!
(Looks away)
Brother: HOLY GUAC I CAUGHT A SHINY.


These really happened. XD

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