A/n: SO WHATS UP GUYS? I ACTUALLY DID IT LMAO.
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LeighA: sometimes I look at jade and Perrie, and think, "god damn those two make me believe in love"
Perrie: um Leigh, Jade and I aren't together
JesyN: yeah, and my makeup isn't always on point.
Perrie: ....
JesyN: sorry I thought we were all lying here.
JadeT: lying is bad for the soul Jesy, remember you taught me that
LeighA: THEN WHY DON'T YOU AND PERRIE BOTH STOP LYING, AND JUST ADMIT THAT YOU ARE DATING AND HOPELESSLY IN LOVE WITH EACH OTHER
JesyN: we know it's true guys
JadeT: wait what
JadeT: Perrie and I are dating and I didn't even know it?
JadeT: PEZ WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME SOMETHING????
Perrie: *facepalm* we're not dating Jade
Perrie: that's like saying sex is dating
LeighA: wait you and Jade have sex?😏😏
Perrie: no! it's just an example for fuck sake!!
JadeT: that was an awful example babe
JesyN: sex isn't dating
JesyN: if it were then Leigh and I would be dating
P&J: WHAT
JesyN: sorry what
Perrie: YOU CAN'T SAY THAT LIKE YOU DIDN'T HEAR US, WE'RE TEXTING YOU CUNT
JesyN: WE DON'T USE THAT KIND OF FUCKING LANGUAGE AROUND HERE YOU FUCKING TWAT
JadeT: LEAVE PEZ ALONE
JadeT: SHE CAN USE WHATEVER KIND OF LANGUAGE SHE WANTS.
LeighA: ... oh shit
JesyN: who do you think you're talking to Jade?
JadeT: I'm just saying, pez is a grownup and can say whatever she wants
JesyN: yeah well "pez" eats the cheetos she finds under her couch.
JesyN: I don't think she counts as a grownup Jade.
JesyN: and just for back talking me, guess who doesn't get dessert when we go for dinner tonight?
JadeT: ....
JesyN: I hope defending Perrie was worth it
JadeT: hold that thought
JadeT: hey pez?
Perrie: yes jadey?
JadeT: wanna cuddle and watch little mermaid tonight?
Perrie: sure! We can do whatever you want since you defended me!
JadeT: so worth it
LeighA: so oblivious
JesyN: so annoying.
