JadeT: JESY I NEED MONEY
Perrie: why? Do you have a date or something?
LeighA: LMAO HOW ARE THEY THIS OBLIVIOUS
JadeT: no I'm hungry
JesyN: *sighs* how much money do you have on you at the moment, jade?
JadeT: ... 69 cents
LeighA: you know what that means 😏😏
JadeT: that I don't have enough for chicken nuggets.
LeighA: no Jade
JesyN: DO NOT CORRUPT HER MIND.
JesyN: Jade, honey, come back home i'll buy you chicken nuggets
JadeT: YAY I LOVE YOU MOM
LeighA: Jade is it tiring?
JadeT: is what tiring?
LeighA: being a kiss ass.
Perrie: Leigh I will personally walk all the way to your flat and kick your ass.
JadeT: PEZ CAN I SLEEP IN YOUR BED TONIGHT
Perrie: sure jadey
LeighA: I guess she does understand what 69 is 😏
JadeT: what? what's that? I just wanna cuddle with Perrie
LeighA: Jade I'm gonna thoroughly explain to you what 69 is.
JesyN: Leigh I swear to god.
JadeT: what is it?!
LeighA: it's uh... it's cuddling!
JadeT: COOL! I'M GONNA 69 WITH PERRIE TONIGHT
Perrie: well something like that
JesyN: what?
Perrie: I mean what
JadeT: *sigh* first jesy's gonna buy me chicken nuggets, then Perrie agrees to cuddle, and I learned what a 69 is!
JadeT: today's such a good day.
JadeT: Leigh, Jesy! You guys are free to 69 with pez and I if you want!
JesyN: oh god... I pray no one ever hacks our twitters...
LeighA: I'm literally dying
