Perrie: LEIGH ANNE. JESY NELSON.
L&J: PERRIE
JadeT: JADE!
LeighA: you just said your own name Jade.
JadeT: it was the only one left...
Perrie: JADE DO YOU KNOW WHAT THESE TWATS DID??
JadeT: they quit the band and opened up a biscuit shop
LeighA: no Jade, unfortunately not
JadeT: so no biscuits?
JesyN: no biscuits.
Perrie: THEY SAID JERRIE WAS REAL IN AN INTERVIEW
JadeT: That's it?
Perrie: YES. THE INTERVIEWER ASKED "is Jerrie real?" AND THESE TWO CUNTS SAID "so real."
LeighA: I don't get what you're so upset about Perrie
JesyN: it's not like anyone cares
Perrie: WHAT IF PEOPLE ACTUALLY THINK JERRIE IS REAL?
JadeT: people already think Jerrie is real babe.
LeighA: besides its not like we lied, you two are all over each other all of the time, that's why they asked in the first place
JesyN: plus, didn't you say Jerrie was real last week at a show?
Perrie: as a joke! people knew I was joking!
JadeT: you're upset over nothing pez.
Perrie: how are you not upset????
JadeT: because it's not a big deal
Perrie: Jade you don't understand because you're sweet and kind, and nothing bothers you
JadeT: well sorry Perrie, I didn't think people thinking you were dating me, was that bad.
Perrie: Jade it's not like that
JadeT: then what is it Perrie?
LeighA: SHE'S IN LOVE WITH YOU!
JesyN: LEIGH.
LeighA: it's true...
Perrie: you're my best friend Jade, rumors complicate things and you know it
JadeT: there's always gonna be rumors pez, but if you let them get to you like this, then the people who started them win.
Perrie: you're right Jade, I'm sorry I over reacted guys. I'm especially sorry to you jadey
JesyN: it's alright pez
JadeT: it's okay babe.
Perrie: you still love me?
JadeT: always
LeighA: NOW KISS
Perrie: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST LEIGH ANNE-
