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Aries: "You need to stop thinking with your dick." -Christophe
Taurus: "If I could yell tampon dick in the classroom, I'd be sooo happy." -Craig
Gemini: "Oh my god, they killed Kenny!" -Stan
Cancer: "You BASTARDS!" -Kyle
Leo: "There are no stupid answers, just stupid people." -Mr. Garrison
Virgo: "What are you looking at, TURD?" -Shelly
Libra: "Screw you guys, I'm going home." -Cartman
Scorpio: "Drugs are bad, m'kay!" -Mr. Mackey
Sagittarius: "Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and smell bad." -Butters (okay people I now know it's Craig. Sorry! I wrote this book when I was still new to the SP fandom. ;0;)
Capricorn: "Don't preach to me fatso!" -Towelie
Aquarius: "He's got such a hot ass." -Bebe
Pisces: "Stay AWAY from my man, BITCH!" -Wendy
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South Park Zodiacs
RandomI made this because there aren't enough South Park Zodiacs. \(.<.)/ Anyways, enjoy this book. STARTED: June 10, 2017 Highest: #44 in Random (Thank you!) #1 in Bored (HOW?! TYSM)
