[ Pickup lines + Rejections ]
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Aries:
Kenny: "Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you got a pretty sweet ass."
You: "Did you sit on a pile of vegetables? Cause I'm gonna BEET your ass!"
Kenny: "..."
Taurus:
Kyle: "I'm milk and I'm good for your body."
You: "But I'm lactose and tolerant.."
Kyle: "..."
Gemini:
Craig: "If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together."
You: "Actually, if I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put the F and U together."
Craig: "..."
Cancer:
Token: "Your pants would look great on my bedroom floor."
You: "Cool. Can you buy the same pair for $10 at Walmart?"
Token: "..."
Leo:
Cartman: "I would hide every chair in the entire world, just so you could sit on my face."
You: "I'd sit on the ground."
Cartman: "..."
Virgo:
Christophe: "If I told you I worked for UPS, would you let me handle your package?
You: "As long as it doesn't end with a delivery in 9 months."
Christophe: "..."
Libra:
Gregory: "You must be wearing space pants cause your ass is out of this world."
You: "Actually, they're softball pants cause this ass is so out of your league."
Gregory: "..."
Scorpio:
Clyde: "On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?
You: "North Korea."
Clyde: "..."
Sagittarius:
Stan: "Did you fall from heaven?"
You: "Are you calling me Satan?"
Stan: "..."
Capricorn:
Butters: "Hey do you want to be the captain?"
You: "The captain of what?"
Butters: "My d*ck."
You: "That's a strange name for a boat."
Butters: "..."
Aquarius:
Michael: "May I buy you a drink?"
You: "Sure, I'll have a nice hot cup of Leave-Me-Alone."
Michael: "..."
Pisces:
Pete: "So, wanna go back to my place?"
You: "I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?
Pete: "..."
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South Park Zodiacs
RandomI made this because there aren't enough South Park Zodiacs. \(.<.)/ Anyways, enjoy this book. STARTED: June 10, 2017 Highest: #44 in Random (Thank you!) #1 in Bored (HOW?! TYSM)
