[ Reasons why they're at the hospital ]
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Aries: "I crashed my motorbike.." - Token
Taurus: "This idiot forgot to stop me when I was crossing the road." - Craig
Gemini: "I'm here with my friend." - Stan
Cancer: "I was cooking soup for my boyfriend and spilled it all over me. Now I've got the 3rd degree burn." - Tweek
Leo: "Someone called me ugly, so I tried to punch them but I missed and hit the brick wall." - Clyde
Virgo: "Uh... I work here?" - Kenny
Libra: "I had a panic attack." - Gregory
Scorpio: "Someone pushed me down the stairs." - Butters
Sagittarius: "This old lady was in her motor scooter, and she was going so fucking slowly. So I told her to hurry up and then she ran over my fucking toe." - Christophe
Capricorn: "I was working really late 5 nights in a row and got sleep deprivation, then I passed out." - Kyle
Aquarius: "I was walking my mermaid, then she pushed me down the well and I found myself in heaven." - Damien
Pisces: "I was concentrating and smashed into the wall, then got a concussion." - Cartman
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South Park Zodiacs
RandomI made this because there aren't enough South Park Zodiacs. \(.<.)/ Anyways, enjoy this book. STARTED: June 10, 2017 Highest: #44 in Random (Thank you!) #1 in Bored (HOW?! TYSM)
