Daddy Doitsu

Day 1

As Ludwig sat at his desk with his head resting in his hands; down the hall Gilbert and the twins were getting antsy. Doing exactly what kids do best, the exact opposite of what their told.

The three made their way down the long hallway towards Ludwig's office. The hallway seemed so much larger now, with the twins having to crawl. They peeked their tiny heads around the doorway, spotting Ludwig with his head in his hands and the phone off the hook continuously beeping .

Gilbert held his finger to his lips towards the two Italians, signaling them to stay quite as he walked in the office. "Luddy...??" Gilbert said softly tugging onto Ludwig's pant leg slightly to get his attention but not upset him even more. Ludwig's ears twitched suddenly at the scratchy whispering voice. "didn't I tell you three to stay put.....??" He sighed. Feliciano crawled his way towards the German and under his desk "Veh~ you okay luddy??" Feliciano asked worriedly, tugging on Ludwig's other pant leg. " Ja, i'm okay Feliciano, I know how to change you three back to normal now" he exclaimed, using if fingertips to comb the lose strands of his blonde hair back. "well, spit it out German!!" Lovino, who was still  outside peering in, shouted...well...more like squealed .

"Aurthur said the spell with wear off in 7 days..." The German sighed once more. " ve~" Feliciano smiled up at Ludwig innocently " You'll take care of us right luddy??" Ludwig's lips twitched slightly into a faint smile as he rolls his chair back and lifts Feliciano into his arms. "ja...i'll try mein best"  

"...vell...since i'll have to take care of you guys for a vhile...letz start vith a meal" Ludwig strolls from his desk to his door hearing his brothers stomach growl. Gilbert rubs his tiny belly and nods, following suit out the door. As Ludwig approaches the door,  Lovino feels his heavy footsteps  and tries to crawl away; his legs not wanting to listen to his commands to get up and scurry. Ludwig swiftly lifts Lovino's small body up into one arm, the other still carrying Feliciano and made his to the kitchen. One happy Italian cuddling up in his arm on one side, another squirming and his brother following behind, running with his now tiny legs to catch up with Ludwig.

Clumsily tripping over his own foot and securely placing the twins on the table  'ugh! vhy am I so nerves all over a sudden??' he thought with a slightly visible shade of pink spreading on his cheeks. lost in though he turns and peers into his fridge 'zheir just so cute- ugh!! vhat am I zhinking??'. He snapped out of his thoughts to the feeling of something tugging on his pant leg.

"Luddy" -tug- "luddy" -tug tug- "LUDDY" -Tug tug tug- "LUUDDDYYY!!" -continuous  tugging-

Ludwig looked down to see his brother tugging on his pant leg . He shook his head "umm...vhat?? "

"Make us pancakes~ birdie alvays makes zhem for me~~"  Gilbert whined. "uh...vho is 'birdie' bruder...??" he slowly asked with a dumbfounded expression consuming his face, thinking Gilbert was talking about that yellow baby chick that's always on his head for some reason. " Matt~" " 'Matt'??" he repeated quirking an eyebrow signalling him to continue. " Matthew " Gilbert blankly stared up at Ludwig with his hands still tugging down on his pant leg.

The brothers stayed silent for a good minute just staring at each other blankly....

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"GRRRRRR, mmmmm Do it do it do it do it do it do it!!!" Gilbert whined as he bounced up and down pounding his fists against Ludwig's leg repeatedly shouting.        

"hey hey!! okay, i'll make zhem, just go sit down" he gestured towards the table cracking a slight smile trying to hold back his laughter. "ja ,ja...just go bake, we all know you secretly love to" He smirked and turned to sit at the table, leaving Ludwig glaring at him from behind.

They all had pancakes and wursts, the twins having to sit on the table, the chairs being to low for the table top. Gilbert smirks as he sneaks a peek at his brother " boy Luddy, must had had some practice to be able to shove that vurst in zhere zhat deep" he laughed as Ludwig choked on his wurts, flushing  bright red. The Italians both broke into laugher, having baby high pitched laughs rocking back and forth to keep balance.

When done, Ludwig washed the dishes, Gilbert being lazy. He carried the twins to the couch next to Gilbert. Having just ate, Lovino became immobile and sleepy and didn't fight the German carrying him. once all were settled on the couch in front of the t.v, Ludwig took the opportunity to take his shower.

Standing, one hand against the shower wall holding him up and letting the warm water run down his toned back. The bathroom being silent, nothing but the sound of the water rushing, his mind brought him back into deep thought on the scenario at hand.

~ ~ Ludwig's P.O.V ~ ~

It's finally quiet enough for me to zhink in peace. Zhank god zhis day is almost over vith, day 1 over and done vith. Zhat dummkopf Aurthur, vhy'dhe change zhem?? zhey vere already too much for me to handle!! And he said things are only going to get vorse throughout the veek...dass die Hündin...

I shake my head coming back to reality as I continue vith my shower. As I dry my hair, I flinch at the sound of glass dropping and a girly shrill of my name coming from down stairs. I sigh and wrap a towel around my vaist ' vhat now??'.

"VHAT IS GOING ON??" I questioned, securing my towel to my waist. The three are all huddled in the corner whimpering. I stare at them dumbfounded " vhat the hell you three, vhat's wrong??" Feliciano shakingly points towards a dark corner " veh~ o-over there luddy"  "vha-" "AHHHH!! IT'S RUNNING, KILL IT KILL IT!!" Gilbert cuts me off grabbing the twins tightly and trying to get further in the corner if possible pointing at the corner repeatedly. I flick on the lights to find a little intruder on my freakng wall. " Are you guys serious?? your more than three times it's size!! the Italians have an excuse, but come on bruder..." I say this as I pick up a shoe and walk over to the little Schwein, it scampers away like it really believes it's going to get away from me. " aufhören, ein kleines Weibchen Bruder " I chuckle a little and kill the Cretan, shaking my head at how frightened they were of it. They must have already started becoming younger mentally. Bruder would have killed it if he was himself trying to prove his so called "awesomeness". I feel something fall on my head; I look up to see a broken light bulb. " did you dummkopfs do this??" I ask coldly pointing at the light. The room becomes quiet ....

"Self defense...??" Gilbert shrugs

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"I AM AWESOME!!" he fist pumps in the air like a retard while Feliciano joins in like always, Lovino just snickering in the corner. "verdammt dumme Esel" I whisper " Oi, Luddy I heard you!! I know im the one who taught you how to use those vords~ so shut the fuck up !!" Gilbert laughs.

Hours pass of all four of us just watching T.v, laughing and such. I had work to do but the couch just felt really comfortable at the moment....I didn't vant to get up...so I didn't. Soon enough I felt myself falling asleep. I tried continuously to stay awake, but I was so comfortable and I guess... a little relaxed. something hit my arm, I looked down to see Gilbert"s tiny head leaning against my arm. The Italians were sprawled out, they had all fallen asleep. I feel the sides of my mouth twitch into a small smile. I guide Gilbert to his own bed and carried the twins to the guest room.

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( >> w  <<) " you thought they were just adorable didn't you luddy??'

(/) ///A///(\) "s-shut up you"

Translation:

dass die Hündin - that bitch

aufhören, ein kleines Weibchen Bruder - stop being a little bitch, brother

verdammt dumme Esel - fucking dumb asses!!