Chapter 2

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5:43 pm

You: Ayo hitman bang

JBunny: don't.

You: introduces hit it

JBunny: stop

You: the second audition

JBunny: i said stop

You: rap, dance

JBunny: k

You: noraero sangdaebang-ui giseon-eul jeaphae 🔥

JBunny: have a nice day

You: lol ur pissed aren't u

JBunny: nah

You: im just bored

JBunny: same. That's why i msgd u

You: excuji mee~

You: boi, i was the one who messaged you first

JBunny: does it matter?

You: yes

You: that means I control this chat now

You: you are now my slave

JBunny: are you sure u don't have mental issues?

You: how dare you, peasant!

You: lick the bottom of my shoe

JBunny: nvm u have problems.

You: U want to be punished?!

You: i own this chat

JBunny: no u don't

You: yes I do

JBunny: yes I do too

JBunny: (you may now kiss the bride)

JBunny: *smooch*

You: *slap*

You: no peasant

You: my lips are virgin

You: it's for Jiminsshi only

JBunny: and Jungkook?

You: and other bts members*

JBunny: can Jungkook kiss you first though

You: bRO I DON'T CARE WHO KISSES ME FIRST OR WHO LOOKS AT ME FIRST

You: they r bts idc

You: Jungcock, TaeTae, Jiminie, Rapmonie, Hobi Hobi, Min Suga, Seokjinnie. I DON'T CARE THEY ARE ALL IRRESISTABLE HELP

JBunny: but u can only be with one of them

JBunny: so who do you pick?

You: jimin of course

JBunny: not Jungkook?

You: well, ur a Jungcock stan so..

You: i'll have Jimin and you'll have Jungcock. ;)

JBunny: but

JBunny: oh yeah right

JBunny: im a jungkook stan so i'll have jungkook :)

You: yeAHH BOIIII

You: now let's talk about how hot our bias is

JBunny: How about no

You: wHY

JBunny: just no

You: okay next time

You: I must go

JBunny: where?

You: jimin's calling me for dinner

JBunny: in ur dreams

You: stop ;-;

You: why do you crush my heart

JBunny: well then stop daydreaming

You: you're very no fun >:(

You: alright bye

You: let's deal with this matter later, peasant. >:(

JBunny: bye

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