Mr. Bunny

Chapter 4

3:54 pm

JBunny: hii

You: annyeong~

JBunny: so we should get to know each other better today, right?

You: yeah, i guess

JBunny: okay, so first thing's first

JBunny: how old are you?

You: (age)

JBunny: k i don't even care why did i ask

You: bc you're dumb

You: hbu? How old are you?

JBunny: 19

You: Oppa

JBunny: stop

JBunny: okay, next.

JBunny: how did u know about bts?

You: (your story)

JBunny: well, that was random.

You: and you?

JBunny: i found them on the internet.

You: oh okay

JBunny: third. Who is your first bias?

You: well, actually it was Jungkook.

You: but then Jimin claimed me ^ - ^

JBunny: ohh. So Jungkook was your first?

You: that sounds so wrong lmao

You: but yes.

You: My first 🌚

JBunny: XD

JBunny: fourth. Do you think Jungkook is a great artist?

You: yeah ofc

You: all of them are, tbh.

You: they're all perfect just the way they are :)

JBunny: :>

JBunny: fifth. What can you say about Jungkook's body?

You: he's from THIGHLAND BOI

You: those THIGHS omg kill me

You: those BODY ROLLS and HIP THRUSTS

You: WET HAIR jungkook

You: SWEATY jungkook

You: aAaahhH

JBunny: true tho

JBunny: sixth. Can Jungkook be your bias?

You: anytime, anywhere.

JBunny: seventh. Do you read smuts about bts? If so, do you read Jungkook's?

You: HELL TO THE Y E S

You: i'd be a liar if I said no

You: yes, including jungkook.

You: shhh don't tell them okay?

JBunny: i won't ;)

JBunny: secret's safe with me

JBunny: eighth. Can Jungkook be your ideal man?

You: wait-- why did this become all about jungkook tho, I just noticed

You: and yes, jungkook can be my husband.

You: lmao sorry, you're a jungkook stan so i'm backing off

JBunny: it's okay

JBunny: you can have him if you want (;

You: OMG YES GIVE HIM TO ME

You: lol jk sorry

JBunny: it's really fine.

JBunny: i think i'm being a jhope stan now so..

JBunny: you can be a jungkook stan (:

You: yas

You: Jungkook's been wrecking me these past few days tbh

You: I don't want to leave Chim Chim :/

JBunny: leave him

JBunny: jungkook is way better

You: okay shutup you're being a dick now lmao

You: they're all better okay?

You: i love them equally

You: so shut up

You: you're a fake army aren't you?

You: you always keep on talking about jungkook and not the others

You: i hate fake armys

You: so get out

JBunny: HAHAHA

JBunny: I ain't a fake army (:

JBunny: i became an army first than all of you

JBunny: :p

JBunny: i always talk about jungkook because i'm him

JBunny: i meant, *i love him

JBunny: and no, i don't forget other members

JBunny: i probably care about them more than you do

JBunny: Remember, shut your mouth because you don't know who you're talking to, alright?

JBunny: i could be g-dragon and you won't even know.

You: don't promote other artists here

You: shutup. I could be your mom and you won't even know

You: go to your room young man

JBunny: bish i'm older than you

You: whatever im going

JBunny: whaaaat? ):

You: yes bye

JBunny: you're no fun

You: you got no jams

JBunny: i ain't jimin shut up

You: yeah bye

JBunny: bye eomma

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