Picking up your vocal chord after it fell out ur mouth XD

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okay welcome back XD you prob missed me NOT haha i dont blame you though, i mean i did steal all your candy and mothers underwear............ o.O..................lets just continue shall me :)

we all know being wierd is the way to go, say it with me IM WIERD, FUCK YEA -DANCES-

time for some good old jokes, here we go :)

guy 1: knock knock

guy 2: whos there?

GUY 1: knock knock?

guy 2: -palm face- who is there -.-

guy 1: knock knock :P

guy 2: I SAID WHO IS FUCKING THERE!

guy 1: knock knock XD

guy 2: FUCKEN HELL -head exlodes-

did you not just luagh so hard your balls fell off XD

(dont argue with me, you and i both know you have balls regardless of gender, thats right i watch you pee( im the toliet) XD )

speaking of toliets:

Imagine your toliet was alive, it could talk.  Now imagine you need to feed the toliet, what are you going to feed it with you ask? well, your shit ofcourse XD  . it will get anoying tho if u think about it, your consitpated and the toilet is like : " FUCKING HURRY UP CUNT IM HUNGRY"

okay i may be a little too harsh on toliets ^

afterall they have feelings too you know XD

RANDOM MESSAGE OF THE DAY: TIT CREAM FACEPLANT COMPANYS ARE HAVING A 50% OFF SALE ON ALL NOSE HAIR MASSAGERS XD

Im sorry if you were expecting some actual content which isn't bullshit..... you should of read the fucking title numb nuts and i mean numb nuts because i will tickle them so hard they will be numb for 1 second XD

you know what i love doing sometimes, breathing air XD all the cool kids are doing it (jk all the un-cool kids are doing it, so all the cool kids then die, resulting in us becoming the new cool kids YAYAYAYAAY)

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haha thats all for now, see you next time little kiddies with the innocent mind and tight geni.......im not gonna go there :D good night folks -bows-

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