haeju: congrats!!
hopeinyasheets: let me guess. youre wet ;)
haeju: oh no lol. im dryer than the sahara tbh
hopeinyasheets: ?? How?
haeju: ur just the 50th person to send me an unsolicited dick pic this month
hopeinyasheets: u have a helluva a way to bring down a guys confidence :(
haeju: & u have "a helluva way to" make me want to delete twitter
hopeinyasheets: that's fair
hopeinyasheets: but i mean u must want me. everyone does
haeju: are u the only guy in a five mile radius of ur house lol
hopeinyasheets: damn u really hate me
haeju: idk about u personally but currently i hate your dick
hopeinyasheets: the British*
haeju: what
hopeinyasheets: my dicks name is the British
haeju: im contemplating if i wanna know why
hopeinyasheets: it's fine take ur time
haeju: ok yeah i wanna know
hopeinyasheets: so i can yell “the British are coming” during sex
haeju: ok yeah i hate u too
hopeinyasheets: yeah that's fair also
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fuckboi • jhs
Fanfiction"he just sent me an unsolicited dick pic. what do i do?" - {h.r.: #2 in "jhs" on 7.1.18} - started: 7.8.17 ended: 11.24.17 in editing as of: 5.28.19 - copyright (CC) 2017 © boysthatfellout
