Puns & Jokes

I don't even know anymore

You know what writers like to live in? Houses with many stories!

They also like to book flights to different countries sometimes.

Normally afterwards, they feel repent though.

Hey is anyone Hungary? Don't worry I'm Russian to the kitchen to get us some turkey.

AAAAAH there's a spider in our house! Houseabout we get rid of it? Or....move house..(that one sucked)

Normally after I ride my bike, I get two-tyred to do anything else

I just realised. There are two Cs in 'Cul-de-sac' and the c looks like a loop thingy. A bit like a cul-de-sac
That wasn't a joke by the way. Well, it could be used as a joke I guess?
C looks like a cul-de-sac and there are two Cs...whatever.

Google. That, is a very high number. Maybe to tell us the amount of times google has actually been used? Wait, this is supposed to be jokes and puns! Why am I telling you my thoughts!
I need to clean my mind of that stuff. Hold on, let me just refresh it. Whoops.
Well, there's a pun for you!