*convo between my friend in and me which she's Pidge and I'm Lance lol)
Lance: You take every single step on the stairs? But that takes so loooong!
Pidge: SHUT UP!
___________________________
**playing Legend of Zelda**
Lance: Hey, think Link could swim in a relay?
Pidge: No.
Lance: Nah, you're right. He'll doggie-paddle his way out of this. Oh god... I'm dying! I'll climb my way to freedom!
Pidge: Don't do it...
Lance: I got this!
Pidge: You're not gonna make it
Lance: I WILL MAKE IT! *falls* ...I think I just died...
Pidge: You did.
Lance: Damn it
----------------------
Lance: I will trade this chicken for a horse.
Pidge: You can't do that.
Lance: Yeah... I could dream, though
----------------------
Lance: OH MY GOD IT'S A DOG! I wanna pet it! *attempts to pet dog but utilizes sword instead. *SCREAMS* Oh my god, he's ok. *clutches heart* I almost died just now.
Pidge: Yeah, can't pet the dog. Everyone's upset about it.
Lance: Well that sucks.
--------------------
Pidge: Ok, your turn.
Lance: Cool *takes controller*
Pidge: Oh shit, I gave you a bomb!
Lance: NICE! *runs around carrying bomb over head*
Pidge: DON'T DETONATE IT BY THE HORSE!
Lance: I wasn't gonna do that! *drops bomb and accidentally kicks it*
Pidge: Wait. You could kick bombs, too?
Lance: Apparently.
Pidge: ...Kick it over the edge of the bridge
Lance: Ok
Pidge: That sucked
Lance: SHUT UP!
YOU ARE READING
Incorrect Voltron Quotes/AU's
FanfictionA mash up of all things Voltron without being Voltron! (What?) In other words, aus from other movies/tv shows/books As well as... potential quotes that fit the characters (Suggestions are open and I'll be sure to tag you as well as dedicate it to...
