[Hux/Phasma/Mitaka/Unamo/All First Order (except Kylo)]:
Hey hey hey hey
[Kylo (First Order):]
Oh, I do I do I do I (Hey hey hey hey)
Dooo! Hey! (Hey hey hey hey)
Oh, I do I do I do I (Hey hey hey hey)
Dooo! Boy you got me (Hey hey hey)
[Kylo and officers:]
Helpless!
Look into your eyes, and the sky's the limit
I'm helpless!
Down for the count, and I'm drownin' in 'em
[Kylo:]
I have always been the type to try and grab the spotlight
We were fightin' rebels with the Order on a hot night
Wonderin' who to thank for my leadership so soon
Then you walked in and my heart went "Boom!"
Tryin' to catch your eye from the side of the control room
Everybody's celebratin', with an increasing volume
[Kylo and officers :]
Grind to the rhythm as we wine and dine
[Kylo (all officers):]
I grab Phasma and whisper, "Yo, that man's fine." (Ooh)
The Captain made her way across the room to you (Ooh)
And I got nervous, thinking, "What's she gonna do?" (Ooh)
She grabs you by the arm, I'm thinkin' "You're through" (Ooh)
Then you look back at me, and suddenly I'm...
Helpless!
Oh, look at those eyes (Lookin' at your eyes, and the sky's the limit)
Oh! Yeah, I'm helpless, I know
(Down for the count and I'm drownin' in 'em)
(I'm helpless!)
I'm so into you, I am so into you
(Look into your eyes, and the sky's the limit)
(I'm helpless!)
I know I'm down for the count and I'm drownin' in 'em
[Hux:]
Why is he staring at me?
[Phasma:]
Ren's about to change your life
[Hux:]
Then by all means, lead the way
[Kylo:]
General Hux,
It's a pleasure to see you
[Hux:]
Kylo Ren?
[Phasma:]
That's him
[Kylo:]
Thank you for all your service
[Hux:]
If it took fighting this war for us to meet, it must be worth it
[Phasma:]
I'll leave you to it
[Kylo and officers:]
One week later
[Kylo:]
And I'm thinkin' of ya nightly
Now my life gets better, every night that you're right by me
Laughin' at the Captain, 'cause she wants to form a harem
[Phasma:]
I'm just sayin', if you really loved me, you would share him
[Kylo (all officers):]
Ha!
Two weeks later in the throne room stressin' (stressin')
Snoke's stone-faced while you're fixin' Rebellion mess an' (blessin')
I'm dying inside, at your fine tuned mind
And I'm tryin' not to cry 'cause there's nothin' you and I can't do (Ooh)
And then Snoke looks, he looks across the room to you (Ooh)
I panic for a second, thinking, "You're through." (Ooh)
But then he shakes your hand, gives command to you. (Ooh)
And you turn back to me smiling, and I'm...
(Hey!)
Helpless!
(Look into your eyes, and the sky's the limit)
I'm helpless, hoo
(Down for the count and I'm drownin' in 'em I'm helpless!)
That boy is mine, that boy is mine
(Look into your eyes, and the sky's the limit)
(I'm helpless!)
Helpless!
Down for the count and I'm drownin' in 'em
[Hux:]
Kylo, I don't have a dollar to my name
But i got land, troops to command, a dollop of fame
And I have my honor, a tolerance for pain
A couple of useless credits and my top-notch brain
Insane, the Order brings out a different side of me
Mitaka confides in me, the Captain tried to take a bite of me
No stress, my love for you is never in doubt
We'll get a lil' place on Coruscant and we'll figure it out
I've been livin' without real family since I was a child
My father harsh, my mother died, I grew up army-style
But I'll never forget my mother's face, that was real
And long as I'm alive, Kylo, I swear to God
You'll never feel so...
[Hux (Kylo) {all officers}:]
{Helpless!} (I do I do I do I do!) Kylo...
{Helpless!} (I do I do I do I do!) I've never felt so
{Helpless!} (Hey, yeah, yeah!)
{Down for the count and I'm drownin' in 'em}
(Down for the count and I'm)
My Order is gon' be fine 'cause Kylo's in it {Helpless!}
(I look into your eyes, and the sky's the limit)
{Helpless!}
(I'm) {Helpless!}
{Down for the count and I'm drownin' in 'em}
[*Imperial march plays*]
[All officers:]
With new love you can be a new man
With new love you can be a new man
With new love you can be a new man
[Kylo:]
Helpless
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HUX | A SPACE MUSICAL
FanfictionA Hamilton parody inspired by Aiambia on YouTube. The first song was completely done by them, but every other song was parodized by us. We do not own anything except the reprised lyrics. *strong language included