denied [tom holland]✔️

14 | [i just spit out my tea]

smol spidey💓:
em

smol spidey💓:
emmmmn

smol spidey💓:
emerson!

smol spidey💓:
EMERSON

smol spidey💓:
BABE

em:
whAT TOM

smol spidey💓:
i made a mistake

em:
oh no. what did you do

smol spidey💓:
ok, ya know how tessa is staying with me this week

em:
yES. MY FAV DOG EVER! HOW COULD I FORGET?? 

smol spidey💓:
okay well i forgot to let her out and now there's shit and piss all over my house

em:
i just spit out my tea

em:
oh god that's the best thing i've heard all day

em:
good luck

smol spidey💓:
pleASE COME HELP ME CLEAN IT UP

em:
um... no?

smol spidey💓:
please please please please

em:
nope

smol spidey💓:
i'll kiss you

em:
hmm tempting but no

em:
i'm too busy watching your cute ass in interviews

em:
and that just seems much more tempting

smol spidey💓:
uGH

smol spidey💓:
i hate you

em:
you wanna know my favorite interview?

smol spidey💓:
not really, no

em:
well i don't know if you could call it an interview

em:
but i'd say rihanna is quite possibly your new best friend

smol spidey💓:
OH NO

em:
you can stay under my um-be-rella-ella-ella-ay ay ay

smol spidey💓:
oh god i'm gonna go drown myself in tessa's piss

em:
please take a video and send it to me

smol spidey💓:
will do!

smol spidey💓:
i know you want to kiss me so i'll be over in 20

em:
it's like you can read my mind

smol spidey💓:
i'm bringing tessa

em:
that's fine as long as you LET HER OUT

smol spidey💓:
and harrison

em:
let him out too

em:
and then lock the door

smol spidey💓:
suck my dick - harrison

em:
no thanks

em:
i'll pass

smol spidey💓:
fuck you bitch - harrison

em:
oh how i love you, haz

[7/13/17]

i think i just watched every single interview of him. i hate myself