Preference: Dirty Pick-Up Lines

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(A/n: Some of them are dirty.)



Mikey:

I'll treat you like my homework: slam you on the desk and do you all night. (A/n: My innocence. Kidding, I have none.)

Jake:

Are your legs Nutella? Because I'd love to spread them.

Ademir:

Girl, you should sell hotdogs, cuz you know how to make a wiener stand.


Wassup ma dudes? I'm sorry about this preference, I just had to.

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