❇Zodiac Signs❇

The Signs When Their Children Get a Detention

Aries - Yells at them for .43 seconds

Taurus - Grounds them

Gemini - Gives a 2-hour speech about responsibility

Cancer - *starts pulling off belt until they run away and then goes back to sleep once they're gone*

Leo - "I expected better from you."

Virgo - Force-feeds them vegetables and watches them do their homework

Libra - "HAHAHAHAHA OH MY GOD I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID THAT TO YOUR TEACHER THAT'S HILARI- I mean,- I expected better from you."

Scorpio - Tells them to not let it happen again and then goes back to watching reality TV

Sagittarius - "Well, don't do it again." *five seconds later* "Wanna play checkers with me?"

Capricorn - "YOU'RE SUCH A LOSER LOL I COULD'VE DONE THAT WITHOUT GETTING CAUGHT"

Aquarius - Yells for 2 seconds and then takes them out for fast food

Pisces - THE SCHOOL TOOK THE TIME OUT OF MY DAMN DAY TO EXPLAIN TO ME THAT YOU GOT A DETENTION LIKE DO YOU THINK I CARE? I WAS WATCHING THE BEST EPISODE OF PRETTY LITTLE LIARS! THESE TEACHERS KEEP WASTING MY TIME!