❇Zodiac Signs❇

The Signs as Parents - Kid's First Breakup

Aries - feels bad, even though they always knew it was a fuckboy/girl
Taurus - hugs them and sympathizes
Gemini - comforts them and gets them their favorite food
Cancer - asks them why they broke up
Leo - "WHO WOULD BREAK UP WITH MY CHILD? MY CHILD IS PERFECT"
Virgo - gives a pep talk
Libra - tells stories about their high school break ups and makes them feel worse
Scorpio - gives a whole rant on how they're beautiful and better than their ex
Sagittarius - "you guys were dating?"
Capricorn - "i never liked that son of a bitch anyway"
Aquarius - "relationships are overrated"
Pisces - hugs them and lets them deal with it on their own