*CaptainAwesome has started a group chat*
CaptainAwesome: GUYS! HELP!
WhiteasSnow: What's wrong, Killian?
Apples!: What did the pirate do this time? Flirt with the wrong tavern wench?
I'mtheSaviour: Hey!
TruestBeliever: Mom!
CaptainAwesome: GUYS HELP ME IM LOST!
I'mtheSaviour: You texted me and said you were going to the grocery store
CaptainAwesome: I know! I can't find my way out of this bloody place!
I'mtheSaviour: Killian 🙄
CharmingPrince: I told you not to date a pirate, honey. They aren't always the sharpest tools in the shed
CaptainAwesome: Hey, watch it, Prince. I may not be that smart, but I still have a hook for a hand!
CharmingPrince: You're really threatening the father of your girlfriend?
CaptainAwesome: Uh...no....is someone going to help me out of here?!
TruestBeliever: What's around you?
CaptainAwesome: Some rectangular boxes with bowls of food and funny characters on them
Apples!: He's in the cereal aisle
CaptainAwesome: Oh my gosh...what is this?! Is this guy supposed to be a pirate?!
CharmingPrince: I think Hook's finally lost it
TruestBeliever: He found the Captain Crunch
CaptainAwesome: This guy looks nothing like me!! He's an insult to pirates!!
I'mtheSaviour: Geez Killian, calm down
Apples!: Ok, he's lost his mind. I'm out. Who's with me?
CharmingPrince: I am. Find your own way out of the store Killian
TruestBeliever: Yeah, this is too weird for me...
*Everyone but CaptainAwesome has left the chat*
CaptainAwesome: I am not going to find my way out of the store until this guy stops insulting pirates!!
*TruestBeliever has joined the chat*
TruestBeliever: Stop talking to cardboard and see a therapist
*TruestBeliever has left the chat*
CaptainAwesome: Dang, the lad's a feisty child...
