thief♛ethan cutkosky [completed]

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ekat19: who is she😍😍💦💦👅😤 sammyneedsawash

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6 888 comments

username: omg they went on a date😩

jennyisugly: "not dating"🙄🙄

username: sammy is so pretty

emmarosekenney: my babies

username: fuck me mommy👅🤤

sammyneedsawash: i don't have a ding dong but i would if i did username

jennyisugly: no. save yourself for mr ethan sammyneedsawash

ekat19: so i'm mr ethan now?? jennyisugly

username: ooh sounds kinky

username: i prefer daddy but mr ethan is fine too

ekat19: jenny what did you do🤦🏼‍♂️ jennyisugly

jennyisugly: 🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️

MESSAGES
[sofa munchers]

emma baby
okay but can we talk about samethan went on a date today

sammy
it was not a date

mami jenny
in denial once again🙄

emma baby
it's honestly annoying how you don't see it

sammy
can we try and set jenny up with someone??

emma baby
we're focusing on you and ethan right now

mami jenny
^^^^^^
everything can't be about me allll the time
i like to share the spotlight sometimes

sammy
why are you guys so obsessed with this
it's not happening

emma baby
if you answer this honestly we'll leave you alone

sammy
i highly doubt it but whatever

emma baby
if ethan asked you out would you say yes

mami jenny
???????
it's been over a minute i think she's ignoring us
OH MY GOSH SHE WOULD SAY YES

sammy
i didn't say that

emma baby
you basically did

mami jenny
yes yes yes yes yes my dreams are coming true

sammy
shut up
if you say anything i will slit both of your throats and beat you until your eyeballs are swollen shut

mami jenny
wow..
that was intense

emma baby
i'm scared

MESSAGES
[sister sister]

sister sister
ETHAN
ETHAN
ETHAN
ETHAN

ethan
EMMA

sister sister
I HAVE A VERY IMPORTANT QUESTION

ethan
what is it

sister sister
wow i feel offended that u didn't return my caps but anyway
do u like sammy

ethan
lol no
and y'all need to stop w the whole us dating this bc it's getting annoying

sister sister
but you guys are in love
soulmates
meant to be
lovers
companions

ethan
yeah well it's never going to happen

sister sister
it will one day brother
trust me

ethan
if you talk to me about this one more time i'll slap you

sister sister
ouch

ethan
what
i didn't even slap you yet

sister sister
shut up you annoying bitch

ethan
wait what
i'm so confused

sister sister
listen to me.
answer this question truthfully and i will know if you are lying
do
you
like
samantha
jean
washington

ethan
no i do not like samantha jean washington

sister sister
okay
i'm trusting you
and if i find out you're lying
i will kill you