tf2 oneshots (request Book Closed)

scout x reader

(Requested by novadimond21)

Today is ceasefire and its a special day as well.....April and you know what that means hehehe

So you and scout are going to be pranking every one but first is demo,spy,heavy,and medic cause there playing poker and its storming so it makes it all worse

You and scout would always well only you had to figure out the times you guys would be doing it and keep it organized

10:30...poker

"Ok scout its time for the poker fiasco are you ready"you say

"Hell yeah lets do dis"he whisper yells

You both get into position scout in the ceiling and you on th ground you hid behind the counter so they won't see you. You look over at the light switch and see an arm coming down you new it was scout he switched the lights off which made one of them jump

"What ze hell"you here spy

"Da what happen to light" heavy said

"It must be ze fuse" you here medic

Maby demo is out cold oh well you get into position you go behind one of them and breath on there neck which made them jump up but you new that would happen so you moved before the chair hit you you started to run and make loud foot steps which made them all jump up except demo(since he's out cold) you here medic say"there is a spy becareful" You are now giggling like a creep would which made them take out there weapons you saw scouts hands dangling out the ceiling which ment it was time for part B.

You ran to the arms and grab an old of them and he brought you up and closed the ceiling so th guys won't see you. You crawled to another open door and it came off you nodded at scout to let him lower you and he did you were still in the same room but on the counter you jumped off and opened a drawer and took out some spoons and threw each one at the guys even demo which made him jump now the guys New there is no spy and its a "ghost" and now are shaking which made you laugh and turn on the lights they all look at you in shock and anger in there eyes as so o as you were about to say anything they came bolting at you(like I said you came prepared) you said up your hands and scout grabs them and brings you up.

11:00
You both start to crawl to engies work shop and grab some ropes and metal and tie them together and wait about 15 mins when he comes in as soon as you guys see him you pull the ropes to make it look like there floating in mid air which made him scream like a girl (lol) you and scout laugh and drop the ropes and crawl away in victory

11:27
Now its soldiers turn hehehe for all the times he yelled at you and called you weake bitch I killed 20 guards and 15 cops (don't ask an :)and he still calls you weak wait till you show him what you can do so this will be easy you and scout dress up like agents and surprisingly you look just like them you walk in his room quietly and start to set the props up to make it look like a real agents office of some sort when you guys were done you splashed water on him which woke him up he looked at you both in confusion so you started talking

"Hello there solly" you say in the most serious voice you could make

Then scout spoke "were here to ask you something"he said in a serious voice as well

Soldier was now confused even more which you "playfully" slamed your fist on the table which caught his attention on you

"Solly we are the communist and we are here to take control of america"you laugh evilly

"NOOO I WONT LET YOU" he yelled and charged at both of you. moving to the side he ripped the paper that looked realistic and was now madder than when he looked back it was still his room and you guys were long gone and out of there you guys were just two doors down and you hered him scream your names "SCOUT" "Y/N" all you guys could do was laugh

12:00
you guys ran off into the poring rain to snipers camper when you guys got there you started to tap on the door and ran to the side when the door open you could here sniper mumble some words and closed the the door once he did you and scout grabed some pebbles and threw them at the door which now swung open to find a sleepy sniper you both stood still and didn't move it seamed he didn't see you two so he closed the door when he did you both went on opposite sides and started to shake the van and you cauld here stuff shuffle and break the door swung open and that stand there is a not so happy sniper with his gun you and scout drop on the ground and roll under the van you both were actually scared cause the storm made sniper look like a sphycoe path(i really don't know how to spell :'D)so you both came back up and bolted to the base and went into your room dirty and shaking you and scout to agree not to do any of anything again

(Sorry if it sucks in having family props :( )