Mima : This is so lame! We only had like one trick or treater
Reimu : Meh more candy for me
Mima : Yeah you need more candy
Reimu : Yes I do
Mima : You know in New York we had more Trick or Treaters
Reimu : Those weren't Trick or Treaters, those were Home invaders
Mima : They took some candy
Reimu : Yeah and the television, and the money in the safe and the couch. Fucking bastards
Mima : REGARDLESS Halloween was more fun in New York
Reimu : *was dressed in a nurse costume * However.... I disagree
Mima : Your nurse costume sucks by the way
Reimu : Hey my costume is hot! Besides I'm not just any nurse I'm an undead nurse
Mima : Nurses aren't scary
Reimu : They are when they're dead. And what the fuck are you supposed to be anyway
Mima : A middle finger, also known as a FUCK YOU
Reimu : *sighs *
Mima : Do you have any candy ciggarets
Reimu : Uh no
Mima : How about Bret's and fets chewing gum
Reimu : Dude that candy is from the 40s
Mima : And? The 40s were awesome. Old time radio shows, old scary movies and everyone wore a hat. Didn't matter how hot it was, 180 degrees IM WEARING A FUCKING HAT. That's when Americans were real Americans and would laugh at a potential heat stroke
Reimu : .....How long do you think it'll take to melt a candy bar between my cleavage?
Mima : Dude, don't waste food
Reimu : Who said I'm gonna waste it?
Mima : Eww do you need a cleavage bar?
Reimu : Psh Chocolate is chocolate mother fucker I don't care if it was stuck to someone's balls I'm eating it
Mima : Next year better not suck or else that nurse costume is gonna be so far up your ass you'll be coughing up foam for a year
Yuuka : Let's not go to that house Noriko those people are weird
Noriko : Okay Mommy
Mima : Worst.... Halloween...Ever... EVER
Mima : You didn't get any candy cause you didn't come to my door because it's spooky and you don't have the balls. No balls no candy!
YOU ARE READING
Randomness 2 (Not Bad)
RandomI hope this book gets noticed this time unlike the last one cause the views were disappointing you fuckers
