Cirno : One Day I was walking around the city street, and a woman offers me the latest energy drink
Reisen : Run faster jump higher
Cirno : Man I'm not gonna let you poison me so I threw it on the ground *throws the drink on the ground and it blows up* what do you think Im stupid I'm not part of the system, pour that garbage in another man's face!
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Cirno : In the farmers market with my so called Girlfriend (Dayasei ) she hands me her phone, says it's my dad. Maaaaan this ain't my dad, this is a cell phone so I threw it on the ground *throws it on the ground and it blows up* what do you think Im stupid, my dad is not a phone duhh
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And now a deleted scene from Urban legend in limbo
Ran : Interenet is really really great
Yukari : For Porn
Ran : *sweatdrops * I have a fast connection so I don't have to wait
Yukari : For Porn!
Ran : There's always a new site
Yukari : For Porn!
Ran : I browse all day and night
Yukari : For Porn!
Ran : *is getting annoyed * I feel like IM surfing at the speed of liiiight
Yukari : For poooorrrn
Ran : *falls in a Gap *
Yukari : The internet is for porn
Ran : Yukari?
Yukari : The internet is for porn *strips her*
Ran : What are you doing?!
Yukari : *takes pictures* The internet is for porn porn porn
Chen : *nosebleeds *
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Cirno : Hollywood Phonies trying to give me their autograph *flips the table * nobody wants your autograph phonies! Then the two phonies chased me outside and they had a tazer and they tazed me in the butthole! I fell to the ground the phonies didn't let up and they tazed me me on the butthole ova and ova again I was screaming for help and my butthole was on fire! *was reading a book * The moral of the story is don't trust the system!
Yuuka : *facepalms*
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Randomness 2 (Not Bad)
RandomI hope this book gets noticed this time unlike the last one cause the views were disappointing you fuckers
