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Camila: so i'm going to kill lauren...

Normani: what did she do?

Dinah: she ate the last slice of toast

Lauren: I DIDN'T KNOW OKAY I'M SORRY

Camila: SORRY DOESN'T BRING BACK MY TOAST LAUREN

Ally: why don't you just make more toast?

Camila: THAT'S NOT THE POINT

Normani: Camila are you on your period?

Dinah: yikes

Camila: NO I AM NOT ON MY PERIOD I AM MAD BECAUSE SHE ATE MY TOAST

Lauren: SHE HAS A NAME

Camila: I DON'T CARE

Lauren: ouch

Ally: for gods sake just give the girl some toast already

Dinah: i literally made her toast with peanut butter and banana slices and she already ate it

Normani: dedication

Dinah: i know thank you

Ally: so why is she still whining about it?

Camila: THE PRINCIPLE, ALLY, THE PRINCIPLE

Lauren: mani come pick me up before she kills me

Normani: lol i'm coming

Ally: wait mani isn't there? i thought she lived with Camila

Dinah: mila send her to get more bread

Lauren: but there's half a loaf left

Camila: I DON'T TELL YOU HOW TO LIVE YOUR LIFE, TOAZT STEALER

Ally: oh boy

Normani: i'm here baby

Lauren: thank god

Dinah: take me with you

Normani: ok but idk where we're going

Camila: SO YOU'RE TAKING HER SIDE

Lauren: STILL HAVE A NAME

Camila: STILL DON'T CARE

Ally: that's it i'm getting the shovel i'm burying her alive this time

Dinah: ALLY

Lauren: oh shit

Normani: pause, I'm here for this

Ally: ONE MORE WORD AND I WILL SHOVE THAT BREAD DOWN YOUR THROAT CABELLO

Camila: ...

Lauren: um

Dinah: is it over?

Normani: i think so

Camila: I want my toast back

Ally: THAT'S IT

Lauren: rip Camila Cabello

Dinah: she was an annoying little shit

Normani: who complained about toast Lauren stole on her last day

Lauren: NORMANI

Normani: WELL

Ally: the deed is done

Camila: i'm not dead but i would rather be

Dinah: wtf did you do to her ally??

Ally: you're welcome toast stealer

Lauren: ITS L A U R E N

Dinah: i'm changing your name to toast stealer on my phone

Lauren: i hate you

Camila: will someone please untie me?

Normani: not me

Lauren: why would I untie you?

Dinah: bye mila

Camila: WAIT

Ally: i'll shut the door on my way out

Camila: ...thank you

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