bryce hall: hey ale?
ale selman: fuck you want bryce
bryce hall: tell us about yourself babe
ale selman: what? and don't call me babe.
bryce hall: well you kinda came into the groupchat out of no where, all we know is that you are Mario and Cats younger sister who's 14 to be honest.
charles gitnick: you know that's true. the only people who know shit about her are aaron, steven, and everyone she's with right now. and even at that jenna doesn't really know her.
sophia birlem: i know her
loren beech: oh gosh that's true! tell us about yourself
ale selman: well my birthday is August 16, 2002. my favorite color is white. my bestfriend is sophia along with everyone im with rn :) i sing ig that's it
zach clayton: not enough juice!
weston koury: let's just ask her questions duh
joey birlem: favorite song?
ale selman: wrong one by jack & jack my loves
steven fernandez: favorite snack?
ale selman: okkk i lovveeee hot funions with all my heart
mario selman: she loves hot/ spicy food period^
ale selman: ooo yeah that's another fact
ale selman: i love stuffed animals
ale selman: i hate HATE heights
mikey barone: how tall are you ?
ale selman: 5'1
bryce hall: if you had one bullet and had to shoot arii or ariel who would you shoot
ale selman: weston
weston koury: MY MUSIC ISNT THAT BAD
ale selman: TURN OFF PHINEAS AND FERB
ale selman: oh yeah and my favorite shows are Teen Wolf & iCarly along with Malcom In The Middle & Family Guy
ale selman: I LOVE DISNEY CHANNEL AND TEEN NICK PLS ALL DAY
bryce hall: have you ever been in a fight?
ale selman: yeah am I cool like you yet
joey birlem: did you beat them
cat selman: she's been in 3 all over boys
ale selman: in my defense 2 were over mario
zach clayton: over mario??
daniel skye: OHMYGOSH THE ONE SHE TOLD ME ABOUT WAS SO FUNNY
ale selman: story number one: when mario was just getting started on social media, this guy was making fun of me for it, calling my brother gay. so I told him "it'd be better to be gay than have aids from a slut girlfriend" in reference to his girlfriend, Karla. so Karla got offended and started talking shit and she wanted to fight me. so I said, "post the fuck up, pussy ass bitch" and she was like, "im not a pussy"
mario selman: tell them what you told her
daniel skye: IM ALREADY LAUGHING
ale selman: i told her, "but you smell like one that hasn't been washed in two weeks"
hunter rowland: OH MY GOD HAHHAHHAA
zach clayton: sweet mama jesus
bryce hall: we're gonna be great friends
mikey barone: ^
mario selman: AND NOTHING MORE THAN FRIENDS
ale selman: back to the story, she swung, I caught her fist and she was bleeding within two punches. she got loose about 5 minutes in and ran away. her boyfriend never messed with me or my brother again.
brandon rowland: okay but why are you fighting marios battles shouldn't it be the other way around 😂
mario selman: IN MY DEFENSE I DIDNT KNOW
joey birlem: and the other one?
ale selman: once upon a time there was this very dumb bitch
ale selman: who ever since middle school started, hated me. and I had no idea why.
ale selman: so basically one day she was talking about fighting me, so I found her after school and grabbed her by her hair and said "you talkin shit but im the one who had to come looking for you, what's up with that?"
weston koury: i love ale because she's a baddie what a kween
kalynn koury: he's her biggest fan
jenna farwell: he has pictures of her in his room
cat selman: we put them there last time we visited as a joke oops
joey birlem: BACK TO THE STORY US NEWBIES WANNA KNOW
ale selman: so basically she told me how much she hated me and she punched me, we started fighting and I won. but the reason she wanted to fight was so dumb.
charles gitnick: why did she want to fight ?
mario selman: SHE THOUGHT ALE AND I WERE DATING
zach clayton: WHAT THE FUCK HOW DUMB CAN PEOPLE BE
ale selman: THIS DUMB BITCH DIDNT THINK OHHH THEY HAVE THE SAME LAST NAME LIKE WHAT TGE
blake gray: and the last one?
ale selman: her boyfriend liked me and eh
ale selman: beat them both up
mikey barone: did you get in trouble for these fights ?
ale selman: no not really just two days detention for the one with karla
weston koury: well we're at the restaurant! talk to you later boobs
authors note : this was just a filler chapter of me realizing you guys knew nothing about ale's background, i got sum good chapters iggg. love all of you guys who read and vote for my book xx
