Highest ranking- #5 in SS.
Third in teen dialogue series.
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"He-"
"Oh my god, Jason! How much stupider can you get? I already told you to fuck off! Is it that hard to understand?!"
"Oh, erm, well, I am not Jason and stupider is definitely no...
"Hello." "I swear I am going to kick your ass off the hill one day!" "Getting feisty, are we?" "Oh my god, Jason! We are not together anymore, so stop coming with roses on my doorstep." "Urm, what?" "No! You cheated on me Jason Smith, that too in my fucking eighteenth birthday party with my fucking enemy!" "I am just gonna end the call now." "Don't you dare show me your face ever again or I swear I am gonna cut your already small south!" "Woah!" ". . ." ". . ." "How much did you hear?" "Nothing?" "Liar." "Want me to beat that Jason guy for you?" "That would be great." "So, did you guys ever had sex?" "NO!" "Poor guy." "Poor my ass!"
"Naah, I bet you have an amazing ass." "And an amazing middle finger too." "Geez, relax. I was just appreciating your ass." "Can we please not talk about my ass?" "Why? Does it make you feel uncomfortable?" "Yes." "Well, in that case, I want to smack your ass and f—" *Beep* *Beep* ~
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