Highest ranking- #5 in SS.
Third in teen dialogue series.
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"He-"
"Oh my god, Jason! How much stupider can you get? I already told you to fuck off! Is it that hard to understand?!"
"Oh, erm, well, I am not Jason and stupider is definitely no...
"Hello. Welcome to Domino's. How may I help you today?" "Hel— Wait! Domino's?" "Urm, yes. You know the place where world's most amazing pizzas are served?" "Oh, uh, sorry, wrong number." "Would you like to have anything sir?" "No." "Then you may kindly fuck off because I have other orders to place." "Why do I have a feeling that you are little miss devil and no Domino's girl?"
". . ." "Wait, why are you laughing?" "You are so dumb!" "Human make mistakes, okay!" ". . ."
"So, what are you doing?" "Other than roasting your ass?" "Yes!" "Eating ice cream, watching movies, you know, the usual." "The usual after-the-breakup stuff?"
"No. "Then?" "Midnight-junk stuff." "You can make it more interesting." "How?" "Bring some whipping cream—" "I don't want to know!" "Oh, comeon baby. Stop being a virgin." "I am not being a virgin, I am a virgin!" "That's the reason why you are so uptight all the time." "Do you have anything to do besides damaging my pure mind?" "Yes." "What?" "Undressing girls, taking them to bed, getting kinky, you know, the usual." "Fuck you, Connor!" *Beep* *Beep* "I won't mind fucking you at all, but wait— how the fuck does she know my name?!" ~
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