HOLES (Squidward x Spongebob) Human schoolboy Au

Chapter 2: Lovely neighbour

(Spongebob^^all credits goes to XiaozuoZ :)

"So how was school dear?" Mrs Squarepants asked Spongebob, wiping her smiling mouth elegantly with a satin napkin.

"It was kinda fun! The people in my classes were really nice and friendly," spongebob replied, thinking back to all those girls who were so enthusiastic to be his friend for some reason.

Mrs Squarepant's smile widened. "Just as I expected. I spoke with a couple of our neighbours today and they were all such kind ladies! One of them even has a kid your age which she says she'll send him round sometime to get to know you. I felt so welcomed," Mrs Squarepants took the napkin she used for her mouth to wipe the tears that were brimming her eyes. She sighed and turned to her husband, Harold Squarepants. "And how was work honey? I bet your boss was nice."

Mr Squarepants scoffed before replying, " My boss is this money crazy asshole named Mr Krabs. I got stuck 20 minutes with him and I already went crazy. He kept asking me about how much i made in my last job. Also, work is always tiring. No matter where you are."

Mrs Squarepants frowned, those were clearly not the words she wanted to hear."You got "stuck" with him? What does that mean??"

"I was peeing when he came and used the urinal right next to mine. That's another weird thing about him. I mean there were 4 other urinals free! Why take the one right next to me? Only a weirdo-"

"Wait, you were peeing for 20 minutes??"

"Well I did chug about 6 coffees during lunch. The pee just kept shooting out and he just kept talking."

"Holy shit" Spongebob burst out laughing while Mrs Squarepants face was getting redder by the minute.

"Spongebob! Language! And Harold, can we please not talk about shooting pee for 20 minutes during dinnertime?"

"But you asked-"

"I did not ask about your peeing moment with your peculiar boss! Anyway my appetite is basically ruined now, i'll just go to bed. And spobgebob, you should too."

"Yes, ma'am." Spongebob mocked salute, chuckling quietly at his now silent father.

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Ding-dong!

"Spongebob, go answer the door please!"

"I'm busy, mom!"

Sharp footsteps can be heard marching and a few seconds later an angry Mrs Squarepants appeared at Spongebob's bedroom door, a spatula held in her right hand. "Spongebob Squarepants! This is no time to be feeding Gary! You have school and for god's sake, go answer the door."

"Why can't you do it?"

"I'm cooking breakfast, spongebob."

"So you had time to march all the way to my bedroom door but not to the front door??"

"It is too early for sass young man. Just go answer the door or I will be feeding Gary myself. With your breakfast." Mrs Squarepants massaged her forhead as she descended the stairs to go back into the kitchen.

Reluctantly, because of the love he has for food, Spongebob got up and bolted down the stairs towards the front door.

"Sorry to keep you waiting! I-" Spongebob began, when he opened the door without glancing at the visitor fully. But he was cut short when he saw who it was at his door.

"Squidward?!" Spongebob sputtered, confused. "What are you doing here?"