Be More Chill Soundtrack Lyrics

Be More Chill Part 1

THE SQUIP:

Take your hands out of your pockets

Arch your back, puff your chest

Add some swagger to your gate or

You'll look like a masturbator

Fix your posture then the rest

JEREMY:

But I am a masturbator.

THE SQUIP:

We'll fix that.

All your nerdiness is ugly

JEREMY:

Nerd? 

I thought I was more of a geek, but-

SQUIP:

All your stammering's a chore.

JEREMY:

E-uh-what?

SQUIP:

Your ticks and fidgets are persistent

And your charm is non-existent 

Fix your vibe, then fix some more

Buh

JEREMY:

Wha?

SQUIP:

Buh

JEREMY:

Wha?

SQUIP:

No!

JEREMY:

Aah!

SQUIP:

Stop!

Oh, everything about you is so terrible

Oh, everything about you makes me wanna die

JEREMY:

Jesus Christ.......

SQUIP:

So don't freak out

And don't resist

And have no doubt

If I assist

You will

Be more chill

First things first, 

Go buy a new shirt