Be More Chill Soundtrack Lyrics

Michael In the Bathroom

MICHAEL:

I am hanging in the bathroom

At the biggest party of the fall

I could stay right here

Or disappear

And nobody'd even notice 

At all

I'm a creeper in a bathroom

'Cause my buddy kinda left me alone

But I'd rather fake pee

Than stand awkwardly 

Or pretend to check a text on my phone

Everything felt fine

When I was half of a pair

And through no fault of mine

There's no other half there

Now I'm just Michael in the bathroom

Michael in the bathroom at a party

Forget how long it's been

I'm just Michael in the bathroom 

Michael in the bathroom at a party

No you can't come in

I'm waiting it out 

'Til it's time to leave

And picking at grout 

As I softly grieve

I'm just Michael who you don't know

Michael flyin' solo

Michael in the bathroom by himself

All by himself

I am hiding but he's out there

Just ignoring all our history

Memories get erased 

And I'll get replaced

With a newer, cooler version of me

And I hear a drunk girl

Sing along to Whitney through the door

"I wanna dance with somebody"

And my feelings sink 

'Cause it makes me think:

Now there's no one to make fun of drunk girls with anymore

Now it's just Michael in the Bathroom 

Michael in the bathroom at a party 

I half regret the beers

Michael in the bathroom 

Michael in the bathroom at a party

As I choke back the tears

I'll wait as long as I need 

'Til my face is dry

Or I'll just blame it on weed 

Or something in my eye

I'm just Michael who you don't know

Michael flyin' solo

Michael in the bathroom by himself

Knock, knock, knock, knock

They're gonna start to shout soon

Knock, knock, knock, knock

Aw hell yeah I'll be out soon

MICHAEL and ENSEMBLE:

Knock, knock, knock, knock

MICHAEL:

It sucks you left me here alone

MICHAEL and ENSEMBLE:

Knock, knock, knock, knock

MICHAEL:

Here in this teenage battle zone

MICHAEL and ENSEMBLE:

Clang, clang, clang, clang

MICHAEL:

I feel the pressure blowing up

MICHAEL and ENSEMBLE:

Bang, bang, bang, bang

MICHAEL:

My big mistake was showing up

MICHAEL and ENSEMBLE:

Splash, splash, splash, splash

MICHAEL:

I throw some water in my face

And I am in a better place

I go to open up the door

But I can't hear knocking 

Anymore

And I can't help but yearn 

For a different time

And then I look in the mirror 

And the present is clearer

And there's no denying I'm just-

At a party 

Is there a sadder sight than 

*hums Michael in the bathroom*

Michael in the bathroom at a party

This is a heinous night

I wish I stayed at home in bed watching cable porn

Or wish I offed myself instead

Wish I was never born

I'm just Michael who's a loner

So he must be a stoner

Rides a PT cruiser

God he's such a loser

Michael flyin' solo

Who you think that you know

Michael in the bathroom by himself

All by himself

All by himself

Oh, all you know about me is my name

Awesome party 

I'm so glad I came